I know absolutely nothing about GI Joe except that Cobra Commander has some of the best tastes in fashion I've ever seen.

I think that "big buff military people" isn't as easy to sell to kids today as it was in the 90's

Times change

So, like, I just discovered an upcoming Christmas movie which features Santa Claus beating up a bunch of mercenaries or something? I dunno, Christmas has gotten a lot wierder since I was a kid hahaha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a53e4HHnx_s

finally, a sequel to Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

I liked it right down to the deer shit joke. Is it really so funny and necessary?

I think there's a Grinch themed horror movie coming out soon too.

Also holy fuck I'm going to visit the only other family member I have who I don't hate next week for the first time in 14 years. Man I need that

More like a remake, where they will show that Grinch was actually right.

Well, call of duty-like games are pretty popular today.

There hasn't been a Christmas Movie since Klaus that I actually liked. I really don't care about these "edgy Christmas Movies" at all.

I prefer wholesome classic ones.

Except the Fish Bowl.

Just kidding, I loved the Fish Bowl.

80s. Joe was struggling in the late 80s because of adolescent ambush amphibians, and all but extinct in the 90s because of I can't come up with a good alliteration joke involving Power Rangers.

Anyway Joe hasn't always had problems adapting (see: Adventure Team), it's just that

Hasbro

Are

Cowards