Hero at night, ordinary Joe at morning.

Is xrosloadergeneral all the time

Is always the second Decade.

Is always at Winston's Shrink.

Is always morphing with hamburgers.

Is a fucking ninja!

Ninja'd me

Assassinated Winston's shrink.

Got ninja'd.

Frequently ninja'd.

Parmasisn crusted the Brazilian navy

May be from Brazil

Is probably in a TARDIS

Crashed the hype train.

Got away with the goods

Stole said goods from said thief.

Stopped said thief.

Should have given me the opportunity to return the hype supply

Missed said opportunity.

Will hopefully return the hype

Is far below in the ocean
GEDDIT?!?!?! XD

Lost the key to awakening Primus.

Knocked the key out of the poor guy's hand

Watched the key drop into the abyss

Reminded me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sdUQt8oq34

Has an army of blue space rangers.

Wii Fit trainer is a possible waifu

Sunred is a possible waifu.

Needs to explain how one can be a waifu of his/herself including math equations(trig and calculus a plus) while I grin like a villain

Grins like a villain.

Smiles like Kozkoz

Watches Akibaranger(I think)

Is correct, as usual

Is back! :)

Is happy.

Is a good drawer.

Thinks Klonoa is a piece of furniture.

Should know I wasn't referring to him as a piece of furniture but a person with good drawing abilities.

Didn't grammar right.

Am no speak gooder.

Has kanji in avatar