Chews napalm

Puts small dogs in silly costumes for novelty calendars. Anything to get the funds to escape.

Drinks lava.

Snuggles kittens. Because even if he derails threads with his twisted interests, he still loves kittens and other adorable baby animals.

Apparently threw a claim of him being a slugma.

Is a fan of the Pokegirl with the second weirdest hairdo.

Would look adorable in a big baggy sweater.

Is a Fire/Ice/Flying type.

Is unaware Triple-Types don't exist.

Knows about my fashion style o-o