Ninja cowboy.

Lives in closets.

Doesn't like hobos in his caboose

Eats fish.

Eats whales.

A Cowboy Ninja Man

Was born in outer space.

Fights Plankton everyday to defend a secret sauce for his burgers in the name of justice

Made a spongebob reference

Made reference to Mr. Red's referance

Had a breakdown on a dead end street by the Motor Master auto plaza across the highway from the dragstrip. Got help from a wildrider and became a menasor to sociality.

Was streetwise, and avoided criminal hotspots, meaning he missed the blades, and weapons of various violent criminals, allowing him to learn first aid, and become a public defensor

Forgot i did all of that while grooving to rock music.

Grooves to the best genre of music.

Also likes rock music like me!

Should know that one does not "groove" to rock.

Is correct.
Edit: Unless it's some sort of cross genre thing, or just dancing rock, or actually there are many situations in which grooving to rock may be appropriate

Completely negated himself.

Is disappointed with me because I negated myself

Should know that two things I hate are redundancy and repeating myself.

Always wears clean socks.

Knows the true value of socks.

Can not be found at ted talks

Needs to sleep more.

Nows that I often rob myself of sleep.

Needs a vacation.

Vacation's where he wants to be, party on the beach where the fun is free.

Realizes all vacation spots have been decimated by Darkseid, who hates happiness.

Will stop Darkseid with happiness beams

Knows what a happiness beam is

Preforms burnouts with max flare.

Is a star runner yet remains xtreme.

Looks like he has insect wings... XD

Has a herd of dragons.

Still riding the train.

Thinks I have insect wings when they are flames

Flames? Should use better graphics program. LOL (No seriously, maybe some texture inside the flames would make it look better bro. Y'know, the waves/layers one sees in flames.)

Has yet to realize that I designed the flames to look like bug wings.

Made my avatar for me, thank you once again

Is most welcome. :D