Enjoys Pizza.

Made a statement that applies to any rational being in existence.

Has no tolerance for the rationale of the lactose intolerant. Or the people allergic to bread. Or the people allergic to tomato sauce.

Should realize that the above are no excuse, as there exist substitutions for each of those things.

Does not realize that there is no substitute for the tomato or aquatic meats. White sauces and terrestrial meats do NOT count.

Apparently would rather eat shrimp on a pizza than bacon.

States a truth.

Shrimp be mighty yummy little arthropods.

Did not just watch a pretty shitty PPV.

Watches PPV.

Should try Hawaiian and Pineapple Pizza.