Convinced Parliment to send a large battalion of Royal Marines to storm Platform 9 3/4, commandeer the Hogwarts express and proceed to wage a full on mercilous assault on Hogwarts, killing all the staff, rescued and removed all the students from their Wizard lives and families and placed all of said students in Human foster care families because Wizards are horrible. And in doing so started an anti-Magic War that Humanity won with relative ease.

Has a very active imagination.

Solid Snake's Yoshi.

Should know that the sheer level of burning hatred I have for the Harry Potter world is unknowable.

Voldemort's child.

Gosei's going to kill him:lol

Will be a spectator for the eventually slaying.

Is my weapons supplier.

I hate that fucker too. A .45 bullet between the eyes would kill him no matter how many damn horcruxes he's made.

Wants to shoot voldemort right between the eyes with a 45 calibur handgun

Kamen rider with Wolverine claws.

Is a part of an organization of Vanguard players.

Is a flaming phoenix Kaijin Rider.

Knows the green giant.

Should know I annihilated the green giant and usurped his mighty green powers.

Murdered the green giant for some reason.

Is inside of a phone booth that is slowly killing him.

Is the person that hates the Cleveland Browns the most.

Ninja Cowboy!

Should really choose a healthier lockseed to use.

Needs to stop giving the enemy tactical advice.

My Blue steel bro.

Rides a mechanical smilodon to work.
Potentially like a boss.

Flies into the sun...
LIKE A BOSS

Pretends he's a time traveling doctor........... like a Employee.

Cries himself to sleep at night in an abandoned rail yard... Like a worthless peon.

Walks the path of heaven... Like a beetle

Is halfway there.

Is living on a prayer

He'll make it he swears.

Wooooaaahhhhh,ow, he's living on a prayer.

Enjoys music

Enjoys space!

Enjoys time

ENgages in JOYouS activities.

Enjoys Anime.

Enjoys pokeman

Enjoys time traveling with his insects.

takes selfies with burgers

Rides a bull mecha

Wants the Time and Space Dragons to chill the fuck out.