Is in a cave.

Is very wrong.

I'd name her "Alice."

Would probably name his daughter Sazabi.

Is discussing the names of their potential children.

May or may not sometimes consider himself a wizard.

Should know that I practice Paganism/Witchcraft.

Rejects the moniker "Warlock".

Was once a warlock

Rejects the moniker "DJ Wobbajack."

Has the Mad Prince on speed dial.

Does not realize that I despise the connotations of the origin of the word.

Knows the etymology of "warlock" and understands why Wiccans and other modern pagans find that word offensive.

As should anyone really.

Knows why we hate the word.


(But for those that don't, Warlock comes from the Old/Middle (I think Middle, could be wrong and it just be Old) English Word "Waerloga", which means "oath breaker". To be called an Oath Breaker means you are not to be trusted and is a grave insult. Call me and any other true Wiccan/Pagan a Warlock and you have just earned yourself a very, VERY, dangerous enemy.)

...Sorcerer?

Is wrong.


(I prefer the words Witch or Pagan. Love the Word Witch because it makes people look at me funny because I'm a guy. Witch, by definition in Webster's, is any person that practices Witchcraft. That would be me. *chuckles*)

Witch!

Dragon Breeder.

Cattle rustler.

Fan of the Ugliest team in the NL Central.

Best watch his gorram tongue lest he lose it.

Is ready to whoop some ass.

Knows it.

Wants to whip ass

Doesn't realize that it's not a matter of want or need- it's something I just do.

Is about to face the full might of the Lion.

Knows that it's about to get Greek Mythological in here.

Like wearing duster coats.

Should know the only time I wear a duster is when I put on my NCR Ranger gear.

Would not wear a duster coat in real life.

Which is a shame, really. I reckon you'd look quite good in one.

Should know that dusters fall well out of my price range.

Is almost free of Kentuckey.

Should know that I'm far enough for now.

Has a shotgun

Needs to sit down.

Needs to stand up.

Needs to sit down, shut up, and strap in.

Needs to stand down. :p

Needs to obey Tali, no matter what.


And on that note. *sits in seat and straps self in*

Knows how it works.

Captain Super Cool and Blue Guy.

Should know I never sit down.

Should sit down before he gets shot. But wait, he did in the other thread.