Describes

Destroys.

Chronicles

Reacts.

Overreacts.

Overshoots.

Hungers.

Illustrates.

Co-writes graphic novels.

reads said graphic novels.

Will probably watch Kamen Rider Ghost.

Will cosplay as Kamen Rider Ghost.

Will pen a 17-page examination of Ghost in which he will break down the theme and metaphysical undertones of the story and setting, which will later published in a literary journal subscribed to by only 26 notable critics and writers, and a man by the name of Quincy Gabelforth of Cheswick, Maine, who is of no real consequence but has a spectacular collection of miniature glass cows.

Owns a collection of glass sheep

Should know they're goats, because Chinese Zodiac.

Knows that there is apparently a distinction between goats and sheep in the Chinese Zodiac.

Should know I just find it less frustrating to be associated with a goat than it is a sheep despite the inconsistency depending on the source.

But I'd still rather be a dog.

Is jealous of me for having that privilege.

Both have their zodiacs wrong. Should both know that Chinese Zodiac has Sheep instead of Goats. Should know that Goat is the Greco/Roman Zodiac, known as Capricorn.

Fire Tiger.

Wooden dog

Both know that the Chinese Zodiac has elements tied to the animals.


(Gosei, how did you know mine?!)

Should know I found out using an Ancient Chinese Secret...

Google Search, duh.

Is a smart ass. :lolol

Can not google very well

Is trying to create his own search engine.

Created hi's own search engine.

Created a siege engine by complete accident.

Was raised by a shadow machine.

He must construct additional pylons.

Zapmaster.

Crumplezone.

Inferno.

Ransack

Some otaku in a shiny silver suit

Go Go Recess Rangers!

Suddenly sigless.

Ghost-cat-woman-samurai-thing?

Confused by Blake.

confused by a flaming dogadactyl.