Seems to be in a Kingdom Hearts mood.

is a gaint

Laughs at the full moon.

Laughs in the face of ghosts.

Laughs at the demons before him.

Laughs alongside a cute blue haired girl.

Is talking about either Sayaka or Ami.

Knows who those people are

Does not?

Makes guesses.

Suffers from dissapearing hands.

Disappearing watches.

Shiny Wolverine.

Shiny Mayquaza.

Shiny Soundwave

Shiny metal.

Glossy sniper.

Sculpted a life-size statue of Czar Nicholas II with an owl on his head, riding a Metal Gear and wielding the Soul Edge.

And he made this thing out of Skittles, Port Wine cheese and '97 Bentley Azure Mark I.

Is absolutely so wrong that Unicron himself did a face palm while in planet form.

Described something not possible.

Does not consider the possibilities of where his face and hand lie in planet form.

There.
I did it.
Tell everybody Comic.
Rejoice.

http://www.unicron.com/mainpage/unicron/unicron2a.jpg

Should know those orange spikes at the top are where his hands are and that his head under the planet mouth, bent backwards against the folded robot feet.

EVERYBODY. HE HAS 11448 POSTS! GET IT? MUAHAHAHAH!

Has described a way to facepalm in planet form.

Just learned something new.

This is the only thing he does.

Is incorrect.

No longer has a sig.

My color opposite.

Should've been colored blue because it'd had made more sense.

Wants to marry the daughter of Poseidon.

Forgets about the Mermaid Problem.

Used to be the mermaid problem.

Now knows where orcas came from.

Created the fierce Elephorca.

Credits me for the child of Mezool and Gamel.

When it really was HasTak.

Knows his hybrid biology

Is no longer just human.

Is special in his own deadly way.

Should just give up and Hail HYDRA.