Hates the people who humiliate their dachshunds by dressing them up like hotdogs.

Steps into the grand tour.

Did not see that coming

Eats Kewpie mayo on donuts.

Knows that's disgusting

Hates mayo as much as i do.

Loathes mayo entirely.

Knows that I loathe mayo and many other condiments

Probably has nothing but contempt for sriracha.

Is hella wrong

Likes the King of Chili Sauces.

Is also wrong

Likes Bell Peppers.

Is wrong

Hates Kewpie and Hidden Valley.

Obsessed with mayo lately.

Apparently doesn't need food.

SHIELD Agent.

Nun Agent.

Should that I am just a vanilla type of guy. I like most just about everything, italian food not included because of toppings and sauces, to have no type of condiment on it

Eats plain pasta.

Is kinda right

Is a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action

Is a pokemon dragon

Will probably watch Kamen Rider Ghost.

Is very much right

Now knows i just joined Team iPhone.

Made a horrible decision.

His phone isn't being a total dick.

Should know that my phone is out of service at present.

Lives with his best buddy Phantom Stranger at the moment.

Lives in a giant purple angel bird

Wants to be GoseiWonder's roommate

Wants to be starningers roommate

Would watch a reality show starring Star Ninger, Kyoryu Gold, Samurai gold, ToQ6, and me.

Is wrong

Is horrifically wrong.

Just recruted Antman.

Fondly remembers Hamtaro.

Just blinded me with his sig.