Traded his helicarrier for a base full of HYDRA operatives.

Wakes up every morning happy that he no longer lives in Kentuckey.

Yearns to escape Minnesota.

Should know that only ever really happens in the winter but that's kind of because Minnesota becomes a horrible Arctic death hole of misery and pain during the winter.

Lives in a worse version of Hoth.

Once took a vacation to Hoth and returned with a Wampa butler.

Actually likes Gungan society.

Went to McDonalds University.

Allowed me to kill all of his corrupt soldiers

Read Jan Brett books as a child.

Should know that I am a child, if you count 15 year olds as children

Will be getting his driver's permit soon.

Is a wonder among goseis

Is the five hundred fourth first thunder strike

Has demons inside.

Lives to be over 116

He is the very model of a modern major general.

Is a Mayonnaise Wonder.

Has not posted in this thread in a while.

Should really tell us more about his opinions on the Klonoa games and if he'd like a Kickstarter funded reboot of the series.

Should know they are good games.
(Although i haven't the one on PS2)

That kickstarter idea sounds awesome. :D

Forgets that said kickstarter wouldn't be for Klonoa, but for a Not-Klonoa that looks, plays, and sounds almost exactly like Klonoa, but due to copyright laws, isn't Klonoa.

Should know that can be mitigated by buying the rights to the character from Namco.

Enjoys video games.

Enjoys children's card games.

Does not.

Loves mega man!

Time Lord

Honoring a late Orphonoch with his signature.

Has me craving mayo and rice.

Craves a disgusting combination.

Should try Fried chocolate covered bananas.

Enjoys watching his pet Python eat live rodents.

Has never had Japanese mayo firsthand.

Should know I have. I posted about it. Tried it on a plain sugar donut because Nitoh got me curious.

Shares Japan's cultural obsession with mayonnaise.

Is planning on getting a pet Hedgehog.

Is incorrect, I just want my dachshund.

Does not have a catastrophe cat.

Is secretly Nicolas Cage