Is devastated that Kermit the frog and Miss Piggy have broken up.


Now knows that I HATE snakes.

Is openly the Doctor.

Didn't know about the Flatwoods Monster.

Will have you say Gatorade sucks Water's better

Enjoys drinking water flavoured with nutella. Apparently, it just tastes better

Eats fish fingers with custard.

Likes chili dogs

Probably enjoys fairs.

Should know that I haven't been to a fair in about 9 years.

Should go to a fair.

Teams up with me to save all of reality.

Should try cotton candy covered in strawberry syrup.

Can somehow stomach cotton candy.

Does not like Cotton candy

Cannot decide which May design he likes more.

Mayonaise!

Is ending soon.

Is only beginning.

Might want to track down a copy of Pokemon Fire Red or Soul Silver since he has nostalgia for the first two AND ONLY THE FIRST TWO gens.

They're literally just the old games with better graphics and some fixed mechacnics.

Tried turning android 16 on and off.

Has probably seen the Deadpool trailer and will go see it in February.

Chimichangas for life

Has possibly never had calzone or macaroons.

Is now probably jealous that I met Austin St. John today.��

Sounds pretty excited.

Is very much correct.

Wants to recruit more superheroes.

Has clones

Scares people.

Should know that I don't do it on purpose well some times

Steals souls.

Has a secret base hidden under Kansas.

Has become fully megaman, in a sense.

Den-o

Is riding a motorcycle while inside a blue police box.

Should know I self-destructed it a decade ago.

Has a robot, a tree man, and a lion that forms some super fighting robot

Just got roundhouse kicked in the face.

Does not sell burgers anymore. Sells shields.

Drives a badass red car.