Hazard to himself and, to a lesser extent, those around him.

A hazard to sentient sports cars.

Offers life insurance to all sentient vehicles.

Bought said insurance.

Is a detective.

Is a musician.

Plastic crack dealer.

Plastic crack addict.

Created a false doctorate.

Applied for said false doctorate.

Likes tokusatsu's Issac Clarke.

Has a kick-a** signature!
Everyone here has such cool signatures! :D

Also sporting a killer signature.

Has a signature made by the same person as the lady immediately preceding him.

Stripped his motorcycle down and used the leftover parts as armor.

Is incorrect, the motorcycle crash was so horrific that the doctors couldn't remove most of the parts that had become lodged into me.

Is in serious need or medical attention that doesn't exist in this day and age.

Can see into the future.

Came from the past.

Boldly going nowhere at Mach speed.

Standing around at the speed of Gridon.

Should know to never underestimate an opponent or ally.

Will never give up.

Will, however, Wake Up.

Going Ghost.

Going vampire.

Going nutty.

Remembers Danny Phantom.

Is looking forward to Ghost like me! :D

Also remembers Danny phantom.

Remembers a show I never watched.

Full of Mahha.

Full of blood. That is not his own.

Full of only the bluest blood.

Knows of my noble heritage.

Had his feet replaced with wheels.

stained glassed protector.

Sea salt extractor.

X marks his spot.