Is in fact the oldest trick in the book.

Sentai is secretly Candelilla's son.

Is secretly the offspring of a giant robot who mated with a pink heroine.

Once pimp-slapped a whale.

boss for not messing up that white outfit.

He once ate an entire village of penguin Smurfs.

Swallows Volkswagens whole.

Swallows Freghtliners whole.

secretly the king of all cosmos

His signature features my favorite Sentai, one of my favorite riders, and one of my favorite video games of all time.