Sonic Marvelous guy.

Cute as a button, deadly as an adder.

Is rather miffed about how hollow and soulless the new Star Wars Battlefront game is when compared to the godsend of Battlefront II, while also not very surprised that such is the case.

Correct.

Wants to be Kylo Ren's apprentice.

Doesn't understand why Wrasslin' is popular.

Is going to ride his magic gun to the moon

Wonders where Gosei purchased that.

Should know the Renfair in Shakopee was probably the source of the Magic Gun prop.

Thinks brooms are obsolete.

Grillin them furyburgers

Likely has a Chipotle nearby.

Just made me hungry for chocolate covered pizza.

Lives in the state that calls Ohio "too fucking dull."

Lives in the land the Vikings sent their disgraced warriors and elderly to.

When he puts it like that he makes Minnesota sound almost enjoyable.

Dislikes Minnesota, despite it being the North Star State (or so says Wikipedia)

Should know that the only fists in Minnesota are the ones firmly gripping snow shovels.

Knows his stuff as Minnesota is a polar hellscape half the year.

And the summers have their problems too.

Likely deals with mosquitoes the size of hawks.

Downplays my summer struggle.

A Minnesota Mosquito makes a Cazador look like a Bloatfly.

Is ready for the next two days.

Will be going into a 2 day sleep.

Is not prepared.

Knows of my status as an overseer of the game.

Is also one of the known combatants.

Knows that I outed myself early on to make it more fair on the other combatants.

Was caught trying to cheat and was disqualified.

Was caught trying to get himself purposely disqualified.

Ruthless enforcer of the rules of war.

Spinning Death.

2 away from 1,000.

Went 1005.

A hedgepire.

Is a bird with a 3-star wanted level.