Pokémon bird

Speedy banana bug.

Yahtzee's butler.

Is possibly stuck in an ice cube.

Filled with giant bones.

Lives in a catacomb which is actually not a catacomb but a personal fortress of solitude made of ice cubes

Fan of Saitama punching stuff.

Now knows that I am thinking "Huh...Whut..? But it's Sunred..."

Kicks the pillars in

Built said pillars.

Was impaled by one of the many said pillars.

Is a powerful android.

Isn't.

Always begged mom to buy the dinosaur oatmeal.

Remembers that nasty stuff.

Likes his women the way he likes his coffee: With an all-metal semi-monocoque fuselage with a large cantilever shoulder-mounted wing, an empennage featuring metal and composite construction, with twin aluminium/composite material honeycomb structure fins with boron-composite skin, resulting in an exceptionally thin tailplane and rudders with all-moving composite horizontal tail surfaces outboard of the fins, a spine-mounted air brake and retractable tricycle landing gear, powered by two Pratt & Whitney F100 Axial compressor turbofan engines with afterburners mounted side-by-side in the fuselage, fed by intake ramps, a cockpit mounted high in the forward fuselage with a one-piece windscreen and large canopy to increase visibility, an airframe that began to incorporate advanced superplastically formed titanium components in the 1980's, and maneuverability is derived from low wing loading (weight to wing area ratio) with a high thrust-to-weight ratio enabling the aircraft to turn tightly without losing airspeed, and the capability to climb to 30,000 ft (10,000 m) in around 60 seconds.

Just described my ideal woman as literally being an F-15.

Is talking about his ideal woman with a bird! Correction a Goseibird

Marluxia.

Is secretly a skylander.

Made from lizard bones.

Quickly disposes of his enemies with magic and armor.

Is an otaku in Ohio

Wants to overthrow the organization.

Not a member of XCOM.

Fan of Crush 40.

Fan of girls who are not May.

Dislikes every other bird Pokémon.

Forgot my May/Dawn clothes swap avatar.

Ninja'D by that guy from that event where the thing happened.

Creepy smile.

Not christmas.

Is keeping the Delibird until Dia de Los Tres Reyes Magos.

AKA tomorrow.

Pretty much guessed it.

Is a magician

Also begged mom for the dinosaur oatmeal.

Should know that I hate oatmeal but like dinosaurs

Banishes people who like the nasty terrible "food " known as oatmeal to the 5th black hole.

will shoot you with his shoulder rockets

Fears my absolute zero cannon.