Screeches like a violin when disturbed.

Parseltounge.

Zillaspeak

Speaks annoying orange.

Metal dragon.

Is covered in pink, but isn't quite Decade.

Can never be burned.

Would like to test that theory

Has placed a layaway order with GW Enterprises Ltd.

Edit: Is a professional ninja on top of being the reincarnation of Kurenai Otoya.

Is using a Go-OnRed avatar despite being named MagiRed.

Has multiple eccentricities.

Also has a layaway order with GW Enterprises Ltd.

Appears to have a fascination with costume swapped rivals.

Isn't on my hit list.

Is a potentially homicidal Sun God. Like a pony version of Kotal Kahn.

Should know Pokemon is best crossplayed.

Also, Misty was a Gym Leader and Dawn wasn't the DP Rival.

Is much more well versed in Pokemon than I am.

Which is especially sad, seeing as how I have at least two of the 3DS games currently

A ranger or a sentai?
All we can tell it is a red bird of some kind.

Is a Rider of the Wind, which could possibly make him Wizard. (in Hurricane form, anyway)

His car has a child.

Is favorite computer key is Alt.

Relates to me.

Knows the pain of seeing a store you liked close its doors.

Has probably caught 'em all by now.

Fought alongside taking vehicles from another dimension.

Likes swords shaped like keys

Enjoys kicking green people in the face.

Now a veteran on this crazy forum.

Has a weaponized hang glider.

Busting spikes with mecha godzillas.

Is here to kick arse and make fun of Daleks.

And he's all out of Daleks.

Is not Magicians Red or Avdol in that matter.

jojo

Is an excellent Magician, possibly even a Wizard.

Fears speeding tickets.

Terrified by clams.