Standing by all the time.

Destroys by divine mandate

Has caught the blues.

Forgets I don't get the blues, I AM blue.

Fears every kind of primate.

Is two things at once.

Writes fanfics with such a bizarre level of crude and risqué tastelessness that they become absolutley hilarious. Just as he intended, the mad genius.

Has the most random sigs

McGuyver.

Sano's ultimate form.

Has a barbecue grill face when fighting

Loves destroying minecraft towns.

Cool mecha kaiju thingy

Alien kicker.

Energon Kicker

Brought up a horrible character from a horrible show.

Has suffered enough

May or may not have suffered depending on alternate timelines.

Helped create the starship Voyager.

Probably a robot kaiju.

World renowned motorcycle racest Nobunaga.

Ninja rider.

Nobunaga's ambition.

Previously Akared's boat

New sentai and new rider powered.

Borg powered.

Spike powered.

Possibly knows Klingon

Hey, batta batta batta batta suh-wing batta!

Locks his bike with fruit.

ZX

Is E to the DD.

Just called me DD from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

Username makes me hum Action Zero 2010 from Den-O Episode Red

Part of wardrobe consists of a melon

Wears a watermelon

Trapped in Mirror World.

Plays with a tuning fork

Knight of blue and red.