was a gladiator on American Gladiator

Was a contestant on "Who Wants To Be A Superhero?"

Is little bill.

Is Scamper the Penguin.

Is the donkey from Shrek.

Ruining pirates faster than Johnny Depp did.

Ruining fry cooks faster than Goodburger.

Self-flagellates whenever he thinks Power Traingers looks intriguing.

Does not like trains.

Should know I am impartial to trains, though I would like to see them used more in mainstream American transit.