Watching the news today, I remembered an old Soviet joke:
"Do you think there will be a Third World War?"
"There will not be a Third World War, but they will fight for peace so hard that not a stone will be left standing."

I would prefer to not talk about real world issues or doomerism on this forum

Anyone here got a spare $60? The pre-orders for the SMP Magiking are being charged a week earlier than initially advertised and it caught me off guard :lol

I don't know if I can convey the full effect because of the language barrier, but I'll tell you about today's incident anyway.
I'm sitting in a cafe before work, having a snack, and nearby a couple, let's say, very openly express mutual sympathy. I beckon the manager, point and ask:
"What is this?"
The manager, apparently not wanting a scandal, says:
"Well, you see... l'amour."
To which I respond:
"What l'amour? It's shameful!"

By the way, I also learned that there is no word "kolbasa" in the English language. There is a sausage and names of individual types, like salami, bologna, homemade, but the concept of kolbasa is not distinguished separately.

I can sympathise, PDA isn't really fun to watch.

I'm pretty sure it exists in the US as kielbasa due to (predominantly) Polish association/heritage, particularly in my part of the country.

How expressive were they?

Let's say, with penetration under clothing at the top and bottom.

So....aggressively making out?