Will destroy said island.

Looks like a Godzilla, so probably has a better shot of destroying an island

Rides an epic swan to battle

The green starred lion.

Santa! :D

Is not actually human, but a bioengineered synthetic life form designed by MI6 to act as a psychological weapon to disarm enemy insurgents by manipulating their surrender via concentrated cuteness that secretly alters their mind into such a defenseless, coddling, cute-loving state that military personnel can raid and detain without even needing to bring weapons.

Quite the storyteller. ;)

Loves stories.

Heartland kaiju

Needs to add Karamatsu and Cross-Z to sig

Needs to elaborate on why.

Now knows because both are blue-themed and badasses(at least Cross-Z is, Karamatsu is more of a poser but still maintains the badass position amongst the Matsuno brothers)

Is preparing a massive blizzard.

Just informed me of a blizzard coming.

WHERE IS THE BLIZZARD COMING?!

Sakura-chan<3

Always has excellent taste.

Sigii is my current desktop background. :3

Likes cats with wings and collects cards

Can read in reverse.

Is probably running in circles for every day closer to the new Doctor Who season

Rider Femme! :D

May have stolen an ambulance.

Has the ability to transform into Godzilla.

Has seen this firsthand

Has a kuute avii<3

Is afraid of sentient police cars.

Is located somewhere boring and old. :p

Is located between timelines.

Uses a telephone poll as a toothpick after eating other kaijus

Master of the green mecha, despite being SunRed.

Makes everyone jealous with personal phone booth that has kickass interior

Has seen the ancient artifact called a phone booth.

Probably saw the trailer for the film adaptation of the game rampage

Now knows I hate it.

Does not seem to like the upcoming live action rampage film

Is really Krampus.

Is really Herschel the Hanukkah Goblin.

Is incorrect.

Is Turbo Man

Is Man Turbo