Will bring this thread back to the first page.

Back from slumber

Now knows I don’t slumber.

Will breath new life into this thread.

Has awoken from their slumber

Is now part avian.

Back for summer vacation

Now knows that everyday is a vacation for me.

Probably broke due to being on vacation all the time.

Is incorrect.

has proved me wrong

Loves gashats

Is a miner.

Bust spikes. Shin Goji fan.

Trapped in Imaginationland.

Organic Dragonzord, no dagger-flute required

Has disturbed me from my sleep.

Thinking "Ehh, I could use a little exercise", takes a stroll around town while generic but pleasant 1950s sitcom theme plays

Now knows I prefer 80s rock music.

Chilling in the ocean listening to Simon and Garfunkel songs

Nows knows I’m not a fan of Simon and Garfunkel.

Doesn't appreciate a good harmonious duo.

Will be seeing me in their dreams. 8w8

Likes to haunt peoples dreams.

Will also see me in their dreams bursting out the chest of King Ghidorah.

Has strange personal fantasies.

Eats a lot of Jell-O.

Posts in this thread a lot

Has disturbed my slumber.

Will hopefully go back to sleep after I hit him/her with my newly built Oxygen Destroyer.

Has raided a 60 year old lab

Has discovered my hobby of lab-raiding.

*barely ducks bullet as I try to escape with something I just stole*

Has turned to a life of crime and can never go home again.

Doesn't know that I just returned home and currently building a Mobile Suit with the stuff I stole.

Keeps upping the ante on their antics.

Is correct.

*loads a Holy Grail into the Mobile Suit's Twin Flux Capacitor Fusion Reactor*

Is going to cause the apocalypse if they keep going

Is trying to prevent the Apocalypse

Has temporarily fooled me and my Mobile Suit's targeting systems by changing their profile picture.

*aims Oxygen Destroyer payload*

Our battle will be legendary.

Now knows I’m a living Oxygen Destroyer.