Not a man, but a Kaiju...man.

The man of Talis.

Probably saw the new Beetlejuice sequel while wearing a Batman 89 t-shirt and eating McDonalds as a Michael Keaton fan

Oddly enough just described my cousin.

Is someone's cousin

Is someone’s doppelg?nger.

Knows about my doppelganger, Namsilat.

Rules the airspace.

Likely to have a Blue Beet suit but in Beetlejuice colors :lolol

Is currently building said suit.

Wearing said suit :lolol

Now knows I only pilot it remotely.

Part of the Z.O.E. program

Is the creator of the B.O.B. program.

Still chillin' with Beetlejuice

Just awakened the beast.

Awakened, chillaxing with Beetlejuice and some Ultra heroes

Wishes they were there.

Not currently trapped in the soul-rending hell that is Delaware.

Is selling their soul on Ebay.