He is very polite

Does not know me in person.... :lol

He's rich in potasium... and radioactive. :lol

*Gaahhh!!!! Uchi Ninja'd me for a change, I'm sloppy today.

Finally got a taste of his own medicine!!! :D

Immune to radiation.

Edit: Damned purple ninjas. always getting in my way.

Don't get him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry. :lol

He quoted the hulk...true story

A canadian Guncannon. :lol (couldnt think of anything...)

EDIT- Ninja'd...

Needs to consider a different occupation than ninja :lol

Writes fanfics