High as a kite flying a kite.

Thinks I'm under the influence when really it's just the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

Single-handedly hunted the Snuffleupagus to near extinction.

Has read my biography.

Is a best selling author.

Has a creepy sig.

Is scared of sharp objects wielded by girls clad in black.

Took a picture with a random girl cosplaying as Pikachu.

NINJA'd by a director crazier than Ed Wood.

Says I'm crazier then one of my favorite filmmakers.

Is secretly the stepbrother of Frankenstein.