Might be a Templar...

*readies Hidden Blade*

Has a fundamental ideological disagreement with the Templars.

Lives in another dimension.

Plays in this one.

Parties like it's Monday nightish... whoohoo...!

Parties every night.

Believes crimefighting to be a form of partying.

Wouldn't know a good time if it walked up, introduced itself, handed him a business card and autographed photo, and then punched him square in the jaw.

Clearly wasn't there when I was one-half of Doctor Malcolm "Mal" K.T. Praktiss.

Is entirely correct because I have no idea as to what in the technicolor hell he's referring to.