Thinks a bald man with a mustache and a bald man with makeup are interchangeable.

Has an obsession with the number three.

Has an obsession of fighting crime at night.

Should tell Shockercon that only one mega evolution capable pokemon is able to mega evolve per battle, sorry Shocker, it's true, also if the pokemon that mega evolves has fainted, you can't mega evolve anymore pokemon that can mega evolve until you battle someone else.

Has a big, badass sword.

Has the cheesily named birdarangs.

Might actually be of a changeling race of chartreuse lizard elves from K'Jari Tau 4.

Hasn't played Gotcha Force. Which they should.

Huh, wouldn't know that, since I only have one Pokemon that mega evolves that I like to battle with, and I don't even do Double Battles that often.

Plays Pokemon, and should exchange Friend Codes with me.

Should tell me their friend code.