Actually does wish he lived in Angel Grove.

Is plotting to make kentucky implode on itself.

Should stay out of the blast radius if he doesn't want to be sucked into Ultimate Hell, where all the bad, unused bridal registry gifts eventually wind up.

His own personal Hell is working the reception desk at a quaint Bed and Breakfast in a country town of creepily happy people.

Like Topeka in A Boy and his Dog.

Is red robin

Black gorillasaur

Shouldn't insult the [I[Batman Beyond[/I] batsuit like that.

Was once in a shipwreck, and cast adrift at sea for 29 days and 29 nights. On the third day, weak from clinging to a piece of wreckage that had once been a wooden replica of Robert DeNiro's mole, he was devoured whole by a great white shark.

Not one to allow himself to perish in such an embarrassing manner, he cobbled together a blade made from detritus he found within the shark's stomach, and killed and devoured the beast from within. He then converted the now empty husk into a makeshift submarine and fought his way through a flotilla of cursed Nazi Submariners back to shore, where he received a vision from Poseidon himself, who commending him for his bravery and resourcefulness, before being granted the boon of a small commemorative plate.

Since then he has never set foot in the ocean and actively disdains beaches.

Created a very elaborate story.

Should see what I can do when I actually apply myself.