Knows of the horror that is Jar Jar Binks.

Veteran of the Jar Jar Binks war.

Doesn't know that Jar Jar Binks was created due to a contract.

Has made me hate contracts now.

Isn't without reason.

Might have reason

Doesn't.

Mustn't.

Made out with a Portuguese octogenarian cosplaying as a chinchilla in a port-a-potty at a Nine Inch Nails concert.

.....knows surprising things.