Is surprised by weird things.

Should know Incubators can be surprised.

Likes to surprise people.

Knows that a cannot confirm nor deny that statement.

Keep your wives, daughters, nieces, step-sisters, female cousins, and anyone with one pair of X-chromosomes away from him and his bloody contracts.

Was once out on a stroll when he was ambushed by a Burmese parasol bearing the markings of a guild of assassin macaws before being pulled into this dimension by a redneck wizard who was attempting to harness the eldritch power of Don Knotts.

Knows about my secret assassin macaws.

Needs to reconsider what he recruits as assassins.

Should know they are only one guild of my assassins.

Shall fear the Order of the Laser Snipers.