You sit down.

...I must have it.

Oooh! I could train up a Xatu! It's not a wall!

.....I require a level 100 Bidoof named #THUGLICIOUS that only knows swagger

Edit: I'm just kidding don't actually do that :lol

I mean what do I do with a Quirky Suction Cups Octillery, a Naughty Frisk Gothorita (my god that sounds awful), a Hardy Natural Cure Phantrump, and a Quiet Technician Minccino.

The Minccino is Lvl 41, Gothorita is Lvl 50, and the other two are Lvl 30.

Oh...Darn...I was about to, too...

Oh, you put them in a display case :p

And if I hatch a shiny Natu while breeding them, I'm destroying the world.

Not even the Phantrump is useable? SON OF A BITCH!

Why can't I ever have I wild caught Shiny I can actually use. :(

You could use the Phantump. It's just not going to be as good as others.

I caught a shiny Quilladin with an impish nature once and I think it has bulletproof as an ability

I need a shiny magnet :lol

Oh well. I'm actually kind of disappointed with the shiny offerings of Gen 6. Way too much black/dark grey with red.