likes robots and things that are blue

Is entirely correct.

Thinks the Nestlé Tollhouse is a front for a cult.

Should know that I thoroughly infiltrated and investigated Tollhouse and debunked that suspicion.

Wonka Candies on the other hand...

thinks that wonka candies are a little...wonky

Putting it mildly.

became a little blue guy...with a mustache!!

Did not know Walter White was the dad from Malcom in the Middle on first glance.

Apparently never watched Arrested Development.

Has watched Firefly.