Will help me get April Fools Day BANNED by the government.

Is Jelly that his good friend has Homura in his sig.

Will not achive that goal.

Will.

Does not mate for life, he mates for death. Which is why he's the greatest lover in the world. Which makes no sense.

Unless you've been f***** by a hedgehog.

Does not have a cute anime girl anywhere.

Is my......acquaintance?
Edit: *twitch*

Twitched

Twitches.

Is green.
*Face desk*