Does nothing in Nowhereville.

Will terrify soccer moms until he's 29 before having a life changing experience that turns him into a white-bread suburbanite that loves smiling and bake sales and charity auctions and Bing Crosby records and making grannies at the old folks' home feel happy with wholesome puppet shows.

Can see the future.

can see the past

Can see the present.

Eats lightning and craps thunder.

Eats shiny stickers and craps less shiny stickers.

Use Incubators cannot eat nor produce waste.

http://someinterestingfacts.net/wp-c...Incubators.jpg

His highschool Senior photo.

I'm not even in high school yet.