Tokunation Presidental Elections
 

Ladies (If there are any :eyebrow) and Gentlemen, welcome to our first Presidental Election. Or "My Secret Plan to Overthrow Kickback for his constant Hatred of Goseiger". We have several nominees, so let's go over them now!

KamenRiderOOO - Our resident theater student made a very compelling campaign video. Promising you donuts, Gentaro-Friendly handshakes, and creepy old men exclaiming Happy Birthday at you at ackward moments.

Sentai - I'd really be more your dictator. Where you'd be forced, Clockwork Orange Style, to watch Tensou Sentai Goseiger it's burned in your mind forever. I'd force you to name your children Alata, and Hyde, and Moune. Erect statues in honor of Gosei Knight. And destroy pirates who think they're so better.

Starscreamer - Promising peace between Gokai and Gosei, promising a good Toku-Economy, and revamping B-S-T to ignore eBay. For some reason.

Den-O - An excellent Plat Form with Climax changes for all. Promising his first act will be delcaring war on the peaceful state of Mandarake. And you know, really hot baristas on every train.

We need campaign ads! Show us what you got!

I made mine weeks ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhCG...U&feature=plcp

I may be the only candidate who won't vote for himself :lol

I'm gonna vote for OOO. He's a really nice guy, plus I think he's the one to help bridge the gap between us and new users.

Starscreamer and Den-O have good platforms to stand on, but overall I think OOO has what it takes to be the Toku Prez.

BTW, are we going to pick vice-president as well?

VP will be determined by whoever I think would be funnier to be forced to be VP.

I pick my good friend - kamen rider 000

Write-in vote for Ferbus.

F**king Ferbus. No one should mention the abomination that barely got America more Rider series let alone vote him for president.

Oh snap I'm on the ballot! Again everyone, I have quite the balanced Plat Form :)

Hot barristas and time trains for all!!

Starscreamer.

Sorry, Sentai, but I can't vote for you unless I have a deathwish- I'm a space pirate, after all.

My vote goes to KamenRiderOOO because quite frankly, nice guys finish first.

Although it's amusing that Sentai seems to religiously follow the angel sentai, my vote has to go to OOO. I like his namesake waaaay too much. And I just got SIC TaToBa today, so there's that.

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My Fellow Tokunation, I ask you...who do you really trust? Who is the one who brought excitement (ok and a few warnings) to this forum? Who is the one who truly knows our grass roots needs? With a wealth of knowledge, trivia, humor, and charisma I can take our board to new heights! New Levels (over 2000!)!! New bad jokes! Who else knows our core needs? As your president I promise to deliver, especially if you buy from my BST, it WILL be delivered! I know our economy is a joke (really, it's a joke, it doesn't exist, I'm just using it to sound official), and I'll take it to a new direction! (hey it can't go backwards) I have a plan, I assure you...well my wife says she thinks I can come up with one, and with that I have faith! So I ask for your vote.
Thank you

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Yea I pretty much resigned myself to the fact mine is the only vote I'm getting. I should've played it smart. Only admitted I wanted your complete and total obediance after I won election.

OOO explained it. Aren't you clever, Mister Pkmn :lol

Of course Sentai and I voted for ourselves and OOO is the only one on the high road NOT voting for himself :lol

Just bolded and underlined the reason, buddy :)

I'm not gonna vote until the last day. And even then, it won't be for myself :)

I've never taken the high road in my life. I'm certainly not going to start now!

be forewarned...I am off tomorrow...I can have this thread flooded with campaign posters as if I was funded by a SUPERPAC...

Perhaps I can be said Superpac? Perhaps you'd like to get to know George Washington? Napoleon? The once fat Jonah Hill? All of time is at our disposal :)

Hmm...maybe when I met up with Jason Faunt again last weekend, I should've had him in part of my political advertisement... should've done that XD

A vote for Den-O is a vote for time itself.

I'm gonna toe the party line and vote for the awesome Den-O :D

Ah...tough choices. Being as indecisive as I am, I'll cast my vote nearer towards the closing date.

Hello friends. My name is Sentai, and I'd like your vote for President of Tokunation. Friends, you cannot afford to make the wrong decision. For the sake of yourselves. For the sake of Super Sentai. For the sake of Kamen Riders everywhere.

What are my platforms, you ask. On Day One I will imprison the war criminal DiEnd, and send a clear message to Riders and Sentai that we will not tolorate another ending like Taisen again. I will make those claim threads become reality. Claim a Henshin Device? You'll recieve a Henshin Device. I promie you to force Bandai to dismantle their Web Exclusive operation, and make every thing they make available to all the people. Not just the richest among us.

Allow me to address concerns you, and your children, should have about my honorable opponents. Den-O is offering you a Time Train, and Baristas in hotpants. But can he deliver? Is that right for our family? Friends, we've all seen Back to the Future 2. We've seen what happens when you start abusing space travel.

Starscreamer admitted he supports dirty money and Superpacs. Friends, Mecha are not people and should not be funding out canidates. What is more important to you? A man, like myself, who tries to earn your vote through hard work? Or someone like Screamer. Who believes the Rich should rule us all. A vote for Starscreamer is a vote for Tsukasa. Can we afford that?

And now KamenRiderOOO. He promises big things. Donuts for all. OOO wants to give your children diabetis. He promises creepy men entering your household uninvited and shouting Happy Birthday at your collection. And he promised we'd all have a feathered Greeed. Friends, Greeed are dangerous criminals. Not pets.

Friends. I'm not trying to slingmud at my opponents. I only want you to understand their platforms, what they believe in. So you make the best choice. Not only for yourself, but for those that come after us.

I promise you that If I am lucky enough to become your President, I will make this a better union. A Union crafted under the banner of Goseiger, a Union crafted under the banner of the KRC. Friends, a vote for me is a vote for your safety. Your security. And your future.

My name is Sentai, and I approved this message.

My vote is for Den-O.

Aren't you a Decade fan?

I won't have you slinging baseless accusations!

I wonder about that...

I also took a screen cap so don't think you can get smart and edit your post to hide the truth.

I love that I'm barely trying to campaign and I'm getting votes :lol

My friends. Are you going to believe Mido? Third Party Interests have no bearing on my campaign.. neither does reality.

Thanks for the reminder, I was begining to agree with Sentai :lol

I was gonna vote for Sentai since he's my buddy, but since he's "mudslinging" my vote goes to you, good sir :)

Foolish good hearted opponent of mine! I might still be losing the popular vote but you've put me one step closer. And I'll get a piece of that electoral college action!

How could I say no to this?

I may be "foolish" as you claim, but I'm just wanting to help out my fellow Tokunation patrons out. And you're not losing the popular vote, we are tied. All I did was vote for someone else instead of myself, like all my opponents were doing. And if you do win, remember, it's because you had a friend who helped you out and voted for you.

I'm not in this to be popular, I just wanna help this site out. That's why I keep talking to people at conventions, message new users about rules, and promote us as much as possible. Even if this race is to be president, I'd be happy being a moderator on this site. Because to me, Tokunation isn't just a website- it's part of my life, my home, and family.

Bravo! How long you been holding onto that one? And hey I know we're only tied because I'm a selfish bastard, but then again so are most politicians. So I fit the discription :lol

OOO bought my vote with a mini Meteor figure. Not ashamed to admit it :thumb:

Oh snap, Sentai got fact checked by MidoGreen :lol

Damn, I may have to change my vote...

It's really fine if you don't :). I keep myself logged in on my laptop, and when I need to go, I log in on my phone :). I'm never really off this site unless I sleep XD

I'm the Jon Stewart of this election :lol.