Sentai Reviews: Movies!
 

I decided to start reviewing various Toku movies.. because working out of the home gives you that kind of free time. For my first movie I decided to leave it up to you all. Who shall receive the sharp edge of my snarky wittisisms and misspellings?!

Karate Robo Zaborgar

Goseiger Gokaiger 199 Heroes

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie

Super Hero Taisen

Godzilla 2000

You choose, I suffer through!

Poll closes Friday!

Super Hero Taisen, simply because you said the word "suffer". I don't consider the rest of them suffering :p

You are a horrible human being :lol

Zabogar. If only for the first 15 minutes of madness

I'm sick of the suffering on this site, so I think it's time you've seen Karate Robo Zaborgar. It's amazingly silly. It's a tribute to how insane 70's toku could get with adult jokes added for good measure.

Eh, I say MMPR.

I try :p
But I haven't voted yet and I'm bored of reading about SHT hate, so I might be nice to you.

Movie War Core.

Do we really want him to quit before he begins :lol

You know what, I'll watch whichever movie Sentai has to watch, just because I want to.

Movie War Core.

Then I'm definitely going with Karate Robo Zaborgar because you need some insanity in you're life too. :p

There's a reason that wasn't one of my choices, Matrix. I don't hate myself enough to watch that, and I'm out of Southern Comfort.

Movie War Core was at least better than Super Hero Taisen. :p

It seems to have the lead :p

Don't be a chicken. I watched all of Decade and all it took was surrounding myself with soft pony plushes to not want to murder everything :lol

On this very special episode of a My Little Pony, Fluttershy's friends have to convince her to report pony abuse when she tells them the black eye is Decade's fault. :lol

Honestly surprised no one's voted for Godzilla yet.

Or she could just tell Rarity about it.
http://i.imgur.com/IUvnQ.gif

Did she just bitchslap that pony using only her ass? That's a powerful ass.

Name of the game is torture, not for you to have a fun time with a good movie...

Sends her flying across the room too.

Go-On X Geki!

I could pretend not to enjoy it!

Honestly, your list should've looked like

Super Hero Taisen
Movie War Core
Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie
Godzilla (Tristar, 1998)
All Riders Vs. Daishocker

No. Because I'd rather stick a glowing red poker into my genitles then ever watch the 1998 Godzila movie again.

Actually, if you look at it like a normal kaiju movie and not as a Godzilla movie, it's not as bad as you'd think.

It's still dumb, yeah, but I'd honestly watch that over Cloverfield any day.

You know, I've never seen Cloverfield.

And now we have the first movie for "Sentai Reviews."

That's a lot of fish.

I'll add it to the next weeks Reveiw.

I'm going with Gokai-Gosei 199. Is it that bad compared to the other choices?

SHT is garbage, MMPR:TM and Godzilla 2000 are pretty cornball and I have no clue what Zaborgar is.

No, 199 Heroes is a half decent movie. Don't let him watch something good.

You stay out of this!

Why do you think I've yet to write a review on Gekiranger?
No one cares about your opinion on something good. Only when the work is terrible beyond belief is when people listen :lol

It doesn't matter what majority is voting for. Watch SHT.

I tell you what. If SHT gets ten votes, no matter how many 199 gets, I'll watch it. Along with 199 so I can wash the taste of DiEnd ruining the movie out of my mouth after.

Diend ruined the movie?
What the hell were you watching for the past hour BEFORE Diend did anything, then?

Learning what the definition of mediocrity is, because I had the feeling I was seeing it.

No matter the outcome.of the poll, you should still watch Zaborgar. Two hours of bat-crap craziness that totally makes up for the less than strong story.

I voted MMPR movie so Sentai can be subjected to primitive 90's CGI and robot crotch kicking.:lol

You just want to see my five paragraph rant about that scene.

It'll be more amusing then reading your five paragraph essay fangasming over goseiger. :lol

Five? No, try more like thirty. And most of them will be about Moune and how she's far superior to Luka.