Fake News
 

Since it is April 1st, and the site isn't going joke headlines.. aside from Tamashii. (VENGENCE!) I thought I'd make a thread for people to do their best joke headlines. Just for the heck of it.

Mighty Morphin Reboot - Saban announces after Goseiger comes to america, they plan on celebrating MMPR's Annirversary by rebooting the entire series. Showing every episode from MMPR onward in weekly installments before bringing Gokaiger to american shores.

I dunno about a headline, but if I were Bandai I'd totally have announced a Dragonzord reissue that's in scale with the 2010 Megazord, only it would have the combining gimmick totally removed :lol

XD And suddenly a million fanboys cried out in horror.. only to be silenced!

Saban says "Stuff you" to Toei & makes their own, completely original, Power Ranger team...with a budget of $100.

:lol at all of these

Vengence!

Breaking News: Kim Strauss (The VO behind Ninjor) will return to the Power Rangers franchise by voicing Captain Marvalous!

Marv Albert to play Capt. Marv in Power Ranger: Pirate Rangers! :lolol

Gokaiger to come to America. Watch as Captain Marvalous and his band of Prates form the Jolly Rodger Megazord and defeat the evil threatening the Galaxy! Returning to the series will be the Entire Cast from Power Rangers Samurai! Watch them master new Pirate Powers in 2013, only on Nicktoons!

Bandai America announces due to cost concerns, all new MMPR toys will now be unposable two inch minifigures and untransformable Megazords with only head articulation.

Due to parental complaints about violence: Each episode of the beloved Power Ranger franchise will end with the Rangers sitting down with their enemies, and talking their problems out over a nice cup of tea.

And because I know it's coming: Bandai to scrap Goseiger, due to concerns shoving cards in a man's mouth might be overly sexual for children's television.

Jolly Roger megazord will be canon one day. Mark my words.

Your legacy to the world, Zeo

Bandai announces a new Power Rangers x Super Sentai Crossover Movie to bridge the gap between Pre-Zyuranger Teams and the Power Rangers Teams.

This will be an introduction movie to the new series simply titled: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. This title is to encompass all teams of Power Rangers that will be featured through the series.

Captain Marvelous and his crew will journey to the west in their Gokai Galleon to learn and obtain the powers of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!

Watch the epic battle of Captain Marvelous versus Tommy Oliver!

Power Ranger versus Sentai! The battle of the century!!!! The Ultimate Great Battle!!!!

Have you moved to the stage of acceptance? :D

Just for clarification, I want to see BOA and Saban do Goseiger, just to see how they are gonna mess with the toys

I would so watch that!

I've imagined for quite a while that Saban should do a mashup of Goseiger and Gokaiger for a new series. The Pirate Rangers could be on the run from an empire that has subdued and destroyed all previous ranger teams, scattering their powers. The Goseigers (Knight Rangers) could be a group of naive rangers who work for the empire and don't realize they're doing evil. Gosei Knight could be The Black Knight that has to come after the Goseigers once they switch and side with the pirates. Throughout the series the pirates, who've chosen to hide out on Earth, progressively meet their predecessors and continue receiving new Ranger Keys. In the end we could have an awesome finale where the Pirate and Knight Rangers help stage a huge revolution against the empire and the Knights could die in the battle leaving the Pirates to avenge them and defeat the corrupt emperor.

I posted something similar to that a while back here. Great minds, Den-O, great minds :D

Vengence! All youre getting me to admit is the Henshin device is a little wonky. But thats all! GOSEI KNIGHT WILL RISE AGAIN!

evil soccer mom group chase poor saban about dairanger footage

Saban releases the 20th Anniversary series, complete with cameos from across all the different seasons. However, only a quater of the previous actors sign on & their roles are filled out by different actors. The producers of the show excused this by saying "they went to the peace conference."

"SABAN IN CHARGE OF NEXT SUPER SENTAI SERIES FOR JAPAN. THE RED RANGER WILL BE PLAYED BY A NON-ASIAN AND THE THEME WILL BE TRADITIONAL JAPANESE"

Oh wait. Power Rangers Samurai is already happening :P

The critical response to Dragon Knight causes Saban to give Kamen Rider one more chance in America... by dubbing SD Riders.

I spent alot of years repressing that idiocy.

Indeed! We should make a TV show or something.

Saban! Y'all hiring?

Word on the street is Gokaiger is being poorly dubbed stateside for the next entry into sabans hit series. Executives feel that poor dubbing that doesn't match the actors lip movement will be a hit with kids Ala an old Godzilla movie

Honstly id take that over a PR remake with the samurai cast.

it gokaiger got guns shooting at monsters and doc doing sex posts in roll call and war

I'd watch it, extra points if its done by the people who brought us the Transformers Star TV dubs.