Who is the craziest in the tokunation?
 

Just something I thought of when bored (this happens frequently) so here it is. a contest of who can say the most out of left feild thing.

Rules:

*Only one post per week (yes, I hope this gets off the ground... I can dream harold...). so if you post on Monday you can post again next monday, or on any other day after that. just wait 7 days after you post to post again. simple. THis one does not matter! Once a day!

*You can only quote one show or movie once. any other quotes from shows and movies will be fed to the cthulu pit.

*Have Fun.

*And one last thing, no biting. There has been an out break of lycanthopy and we have run out of denim shorts.





Note: This thread is fore fun. it is not ment to hurt any one (unless your name begins with Justin and ends with Beiber, then all the offense) any thing that is offensive to you or your belifs, please report it. it ain't cool guys.

EDIT: the once a week thing has been changed to once a day. this is too good for weekly entertainment.

Let's infuse the entirety of the human race with hamster DNA so that they instinctively eat their own children!

I'm having your baby!

I defended both Tensou Sentai Goseiger and Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger and Kamen Rider Decade.

In the same week.

Blargleflargle.

I'm a Pokémon Master. My starter is Agumon because he evolves into the Blue Eyes White Dragon, so he doubles as my Megazord. My Ranger form is Kamen Rider Amazon, and I look like this:
http://www.ultramanstuff.com/images/skyrider2.jpg

Batman and Robin was a better movie than both Batman Returns and Batman Begins.

The last airbender was the greatest M. night shyamalan movie in existence.

Stupid, f***ing hobbits, man. They shouldn't be out racing like that. We need more platypus jokes. As such, I have provided one for us right now: platypus joke. Now and forevermore, it is a walrus.

Alas, poor Potato. I knew him, Tinley; a fellow of infinite plushness, of most excellent cloth; I hath borne him in my pocket a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my social circle it is! My friends rage at it. Here hung those teeth that I have wiggled I know not how oft. Where be your wisdom now? Your gambols? Your tail? Your flashes of appearance, that were wont to set the table on a roar?

I'm a Power Ranger. Your argument is invalid.

I went to an AKB0048 concert, then all of the sudden the Covenant forces showed up, and unleashed Mirror World monsters on us. So, of course I fought back and used my Airbending to summon my Persona, Tauburn.

(Am I doing this right?)

Cream puffs are weapons of mass destruction, if Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man is to be believed.

I fuck shit and shit fucks.

Ew.

Kanye West is talented.

One of the greatest joys I get on this earth comes from driving home on back roads from work. All so I can play 80's pop hits as loudly as possible and sing along without everyone on the road collectively looking at me like I am the biggest idiot on earth. Honestly , my rendition of Bonnie Tyler's total eclipse of the heart is pretty fantastic!

Christ......I was frozen today!!!

My DNA is made of helicopters and Digieggs.

I really need to find my cat. the last time i saw her she told me my head looked like a foot ball and that she was leaving on a clown-fish.


*backs slowly out of room without breaking eye-contact or saying a word.*

Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap.
Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap.
Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap.
Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap.
Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap.
Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap. Slide on the soap.

I am Catbug!

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"The room(2003)" was best movie in my entire life time. Acting of Tommy Wiseau make me cry all the time... :(

It is so underrated film! You must watch it! (LOL)

My favorite line is "You are tearing me apart, Lisa!!"

Head On, apply directly to the forehead.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead.
'Met On, apply directly to the forehead.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead.

I am a stegosaurus!

Pork chop sandwiches!

I was having a dream, then lots of bees came out. They chased me off a cliff, but I was fine when I fell into the box of packaging pellets. The bees started raining popsicles, and I woke up in my bed in the South Pole Ice Cap. Then, I watched Operation Overdrive, and I enjoyed it. That's right.

For there is no match against the Cardbart, for your match is me!

I actually really enjoyed the 2008 Speed Racer movie.

I enjoyed the 2011 Green Lantern movie.

I did too.

Nyannyannyannyannyannyannyan....

Pepperoni pizza is the pizza of knowledge. Pizza pepperoni is the pepperoni of greatness.

this is going about as well as my last trip to canada, or as others may remember it, American were-wolf in Rio. Anyway, i'm really happy with my life now raising a family of gophers and every day after school we watch the episode of giligans island where he is attacked by Cheney.

That isn't crazy, that's sanity.

To begin, a rabbit jumps behind the moon. What is it that the black rabbit sees on the horizon with it's big red eye? A morning glory lives in an ivory tower, and every night dreams of being a kaleidoscope. A master director creates a masterpiece, only to be met with confused eyes and degraded minds, and then... black

Gee...thanks for that creepy twilight... :I

has anyone found my hammock?

The meaning of life: QWERTY

calling it. DROP-OUTS!!

Round the world and home again, that's the sailor's way. Faster faster, faster faster. There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining, is it snowing, is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing for the rowers keep on rowing, and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing!

the 1-up ness begins.... pancakes