Haruto Needs A New Ring!
 

He needs something. Our near-emotionless struggling Rider needs help, and we're going to give it to him in the form of a brand new Ring. It can give him a new form, unlock the power of a Rider, give him a new ability, anything.

My contribution is going to be my smartass comment on the Kamen Rider Watching Thread.

ZOLDA, PLEASE! ZOLDA ZOZOZO ZOLDA! The Ring would turn his suit Zolda Green and Gold, and give him every piece of handheld weaponry Zolda was able to use in Ryuki.

Because sometimes the only way to solve a problem is through a cannon the size of a small hatchback.

SCISSORS!
Please!

Not even he'd survive that.

Personality, PLEASE
Go away Shunpei, PLEASE

Momotaros! Please!
summons Momo to battle.

Warning! Side effects my include: Momotaros attacking you, voice inside your head, people calling you schizophrenic, inexplicable urge to Ore Sanjou, and massive Headaches/migraines. Please use responsibly.

WEAPON!!!! PLEASE!

Allows Haruto to summon any Kamen Rider weapon so he can kick ass using the UNDISPUTED MOST BADASS RIDER WEAPON EVER, the Drag visor Zwei.

EDIT!
Please!

Edits the "Shabadoobie touch to henshin!" jingle out of the episode, thereby preserving the dramatic tension of all transformation scenes. :p

I don't know if its just me, but I don't get annoyed when Drivers sing or make noises, at least not yet. Again, not bashing your view just stating mine.

Although Kyroyuger has the most obnoxious and least understandable voice in all of toku, so that voice can go die in hell.

Bitch, Please!

Creates a smartass remark to any and all questions and statements.

:lol

Yes, Please. *Dramatic Silence* Shabadoobie Touch to Henshin!

... Why you gotta be like that.

:lol Yes again!

It doesn't bug me that much, but there have been a few times where the show gets really serious and dramatic, then the damn jingle starts.

Yeah, the Kyoryuger one can die in a fire.

It's not the fact that the belt has a jingle.
It's that the show has on more than one occasion chosen not to use the jingle, but they still use it to break the tension in any given "Dramatic" scene.

Silence, Please

When activated it silences all belt sounds from the WizarDriver forever. But keeps the awesome Beast ones which are awesome.

I am fine personally when the bekt starts doing its thung in the middle of a dramatic scene.

And not all sounds are bad. Fourze's Countdown actually helped dramatic scenes. So did OOO and W's, even Decade's helped more than Wizard's.

Fry Please!

Summons French Fries, steak cut, crinkle cut, straight cut, waffle cut at random.

OR

Yells "Shut up and take my money" in japanese :lol

... I need that ring.

That reminds me-

Bruno Please!
-Says "I think I need that!" :lol

Mia Please!
-Mia is automatically summoned to you. ;)

Jerry Please!
-Whoever is in the vicinity, automatically has to go to bed. :lol

Share, makes whoever he points at share something with him.

Share, please

Oh that could go horribly wrong :lol

here's a ring we all need:
Money Ring
Money! Please!

Gives the user a crap-ton of money.

Love.

Makes anyone love him. Including the audience :lol

I'd mis-use the hell out of that.

Come'ere Rinko!

I do not even slightly get this. :confused:

But I already do.

Oh, I like Haruto. I know there are people that have been vocal about not liking him.

Watch MMPRToys on YouTube.

the Jerry one already has a card. So adding the ring is OverPowered. :lol

:lolol

Wouldn't someone notice the hand-swipe pictogram?

I thought of couple useful ones based on past Riders.

Cosmic, Please! SHOW ME YOUR COSMIC MIND! ~ This Ring gives Haruto the ability of all 40 switches.

Medal, Please! TAKA TORA BATTA! ~ Giving Haruto the power of every full set of Cores.

Dragon Combined, Please! Hi Bou Shui Don! HIBOUSHUIDON! ~ Instead of becoming four, he becomes all in one at the same time. Like should've happened.

Phoenix, Please! PHOE PHOE PHOEPHOEPHOEPHOE! ~ Stealing the abilities of Phoenix he can regenerate his mystical energy quicker, but there's a trade-off. Can only be used when the sun is visibile and once a day, or he risks burning from his own power.

Magica, Please!

Effect: Replaces Haruto with Marika as the main protagonist of Kamen Rider Wizard and makes everyone forget that Haruto ever existed.

You can never have to much power. :lol

Muffler

Blocks out all sounds while in use. Can be used to get some relief from Gates who never stop whining. (You all know what Gates can do)

Scan

As its name states bluntly, scans for Gates. It kinda renders Koyomi useless but then again she does sit around a lot more than normal KR supporting characters.

Banshee

A LOUD screaming noise comes from the Wizard Driver. Perfect for forcing Gates to STFU or fighting Phantoms. WARNING: Using this ring on the pulp hero the Phantom will result in lots and lots of pain for the user.

Bitchslap

Slaps the target with a mana hand. Also good for getting Gates out of your hair.

Diend, Please!

Gives him the power to dimension travel, but has the side effect of causing everyone to hate him

Does Haruto really need a ring for that?

Wouldn't that ring just make him more fun?

Decade Please,
Brakes the show

You win :lol

Pun, Please!
It gives haruto Nossan's joke skills

How about...

wedding! Please!
Wedding bells ringing

Haruto x Koyomi!