Tokunation humor thread.
 

Since PkmnMstr's pun contest was so well received I figured it was the right time to open a Humor thread, so post all you Jokes and Puns here. :D

I'll start with another one of my awful puns:
What do the Greed say about human desire? They say it's Yummy.

Haha, yes!

This isn't toku, but any lover of puns will enjoy it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zouGFPlbtkk

Horrible pick up lines.

Hey girl, are you a Gaburevolver? Because you make me want my Zyudenchi to Brave in.

Hey girl are you Zelda? Because you made my sword go Skyward

Hey girl are you Harley Quinn? Because you just made my Dark Knight Rise.

LOL

:lolol That video is simply perfect.

And since this is the general discussion thread jokes don't have to be toku related.

:lol You could make a book with horrible pick up lines, I'd buy it.

Same here. :lol

That's hilarious :lolol
Chemistry humor ftw!

But I think it belongs here: Funny non toku images

Back when I hadn't seen this joke anywhere before, I came up with it myself during a Calculus class.

I think I came up with it back in Coordinated Science. Maybe Geometry.

If I had a GPS, it’d have Samuel L Jackson’s voice.

"I’M SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERF***ING CARS IN THIS MOTHERF***ING LANE!"

Yes :lol

Agreed. So much

What does Haruto say when he can't connect to the internet?
"Connect, please!"

Hey girl, you wanna play with my Dragon headder?

...*Writes down the Gaburevolver one for later use*

Hey girl are you a gate? Because I want to use the engage ring on you so I can enter your underworld. (Its a terrible Kamen Rider Wizard pick up line about eating out vaginas )

Weed-zard

Wheeze-Art

Gundam is the most American thing ever. It has the word Gun in it, comes from overbloated military spending and its red, white and blue.

By that logic I'm also American. :lol

So did you guys hear that when Akiko and Terui got married it was a bit complicated? When the priest asked Terui "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" he yelled "Don't ask me questions!"