Kamen Rider Jokes!
 

Hello everyone, and welcome to the Kamen Rider Jokes page, where you can make Kamen Rider Jokes! No pictures, please.

Kabuto: Cast off!
Kabuto Zecter: CAST OFF. CHANGE BEETLE.
Jyuka: I can do it too! CAST OFF!!!
*Jyuka's clothes fall down and covers herself*

And that's why kids, you never copy Tendou. Except for the Hyper Battle DVD.

Have fun!

I got a joke

Ryu-Sen: Oh boy! I got myself a Gaim's Belt! I always want to be like Gaim!

47 episode later

Ryu-Sen: Horror! I can't believe that I killed my friend without knowing he was a monster! That Sagara dude trick me into using that Kiwami Lockseed that turn me into a Monster too! I made my best friend hate me! I let Mai killed and turn into Eve! And now! What can this day get any worse?
Gen Urobuchi: You let everyone die because of I AM UROBUTCHER!!!!!
Ryu-Sen: No!!!! UROBUTCHER!!!!!! UROBUTCHER!!!!!!!!!

What happened to Dark Kabuto.

8 Years Later...

Dark Kabuto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I think I have a decent one

Knock Knock!!

Who's there?

Tangerine!

Tangerine who?

*Kouta proceeds to blow open the door*

I AM AN ORANGE!!!


Hey, I said decent, not good

I dunno if I could laugh at this...cause it made fun of tangerines..

http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-co...7/bring-it.jpg

War has begun..

I got one regarding the fight between Micchy and Kouta and the death of Kouta.

Kouta knocks on Micchy's door.

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Orange"

"Orange who?"

"Orange you glad I didn't die."

...I know it's terrible don't judge me.

I don't what's worse you making the joke or me laughing at the joke lol.

*at a grocery shop, Kamen Rider Fourze and Gaim are shopping*

Fourze: *grabs an orange*
Gaim: No, just please no.
Fourze: *puts it above his head*
Gaim: Fu-
Fourze: I'M A WALKING ORANGE!! *walks around slashing air and then spins*

I hope this was funny..

I got one for Ryuu's proposal to Akiko.

Ryuu: (on one knee with a ring in hand) Chief.....will you marry me?
Akiko: (smiling & teary-eyed leans forward & kisses Ryuu)
Ryuu: (breaks the kiss, chuckling) So, is that a yes?
Akiko: (puts finger to Ryuu's lips while grinning) Don't ask me questions. (Leans into another kiss)

Made this up with my siblings when we finished Double, hope it was good. ^^;

HAHA!

Hmmmmmmmm
Micchy's been acting Grapes**t crazy lately
I hope he hasn't been Raisin hell around Mai, that would make him forbidden for him to be in a five mile radius around her


I can't make good jokes
:lolol

Q : When can Zack defeat Kaito?



A : Wal... nut today probably.

*leaves the room 5ever*

Lol

Hey hey, have you heard?

All four original New Generation Riders Genesisn't alive anymore!

Actually, Takatora isn't dead, he's coming back for the movie.

One, i was thinking of the other day:


Kitaoka: Let's see.....assault, theft, illegal possession of a firearm, obstruction of justice...treason....attempted murder....actual murder....yeah, sorry kid, I can't help you with this.

Mitsuzane: Damnit!

right thread?
Right thread...

predictable joke is predictable

Shotaro: "I like singing!"
Kouta: "I like dancing!
Ryotaro: "I like trains!" *gets hit with den liner*

I regret nothing! (excluding the idea to have multiple threads open at once. that is just a horrible idea)

My, my, wonderful!

Your attempts at Gaim humor are all fruitless.

It's ok, because You complete me...

*crickets*

It's ok. I'll just keep smiling. A new better joke will come to me...





Final Fantasy 13

You know you're a Rider addict when you:

1. Press 5-5-5 when you are in danger

2. You start going Bruce Lee on people at a Disco club

3. You trip a vending machine and sit on top of it like a bike

4. You hear screeching noises when passing by a reflective surface

5. After you win a poker match you flick a card to the losers

6. You wear a dark beige coat and hat along with black rimmed glasses as you stalk Rider haters

7. You slap the side of your waist and run like there is no tomorrow

8. You put paper clips in your hair as a fashion accessory

9. You only eat plain sugar donuts

10. You camp outside and put mayo on all your meals

Here's another joke:

Daft Punk: "Harder, Better....."
Fourze: "FRIENDSHIP! FRIENDSHIP! FRIENDSHIP! FRIENDSHIP!"

Tendou souji: I walk the path of heaven

Five finger death punch: And the righteous side of hell

I am not good at jokes

Ha! I laughed!

What did the five fingers say to the hip?

CLOCK UP

What did Kiva to a vampire?

Who the f**k are you?

My Little Pony: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
Fourze: FRIENDSHIP TIME!!!

My little Fourze: FRIENDSHIP KITAAAAAAA!