What is the worst movie you've ever seen?
 

Seeing that I didn't see any thread like this one, I decided to make one. So what's the worst movie you have ever seen? Everyone has different opinions, so I hope everyone can respect everyone's opinions.

My top 10 Worst Movies I've ever seen are:

August Underground's Mordum - There is nothing good about this movie in my opinion. It feels like it was made by a 12 year old kid trying to be dark and edgy. It was painfully boring to watch because there was almost no story.

Epic Movie - I saw this movie in theaters and wanted my money back. Nothing made me laugh.

10,000 BC (2008) - I saw this movie when it came out on my cousin's 15th birthday back in 2008. I almost wanted to walk out of the movie because it was so boring and the special effects are awful.

Alone in the Dark - I remember renting this at Blockbuster and felt angry that I wasted my time on this movie. Terrible writing, bad acting and awful special effects.

Zoom (That crappy superhero movie with Tim Allen) - Terrible movie with bad special effects and unfunny jokes.

The Spirit - It was so bad that I walked out on the last 15 minutes of the movie.

Johnson Family Vacation - I only saw this movie because my dad wanted to take the whole family to the movies back in 2004. The movie was painfully unfunny to watch.

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li - The 1994 SF movie was cheesy fun while this movie was so awful to sit through. I remember renting it at the Red Box and returning it back as soon as possible.

Hellraiser: Revelations - The movie is a insult to the Hellraiser series.

The Love Guru - So bad that I didn't finish watching the rest of the movie.

Honorable Mentions (in no particular order):

Silent Hill: Revelation (This movie makes Mortal Kombat: Annihilation look great in my opinion)
Son of the Mask
Diary of a Cannibal
Man of the House (I remember hating this movie as a kid)
Urban Menace (A shitty movie with Snoop Dogg)
Killjoy
Nacho Libre (I know people will dislike me for listing this movie here)
Open Water (Nothing hardly happens in this movie)
BloodRayne
Monster a Go-Go
Raptor Island
Haunted Prison

Battlefield Earth followed by Mortdecai.

Rob Schneider's Animal is up there. But then again I only watched it because I had faint memories of seeing it on TV as a GoseiWunderkind and needed to satiate the memories with full context so I could put them to rest finally. I wouldn't intentionally watch that crap otherwise.


Napoleon Dynamite was also rancid garbage.

Bio Dome. Pure trash. I was way too young for this movie (Thanks, HBO), but it did teach me a valuable lesson: Stoner comedies will never be good.

Dragonball Evolution. Goku is a high schooler? Ki is Airbending? Oozaru was formerly Piccolo's slave? WAT

The Room. "It's so bad it's good!" I disagree. It sucks. Hard. There are funny moments to take away from it, no doubt. But to sit through it all, it's hard to find a laugh when not riffing it with someone.

Starkid. Don't watch this movie. Please, don't watch it.

The Guyver. *Gags*

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. Let's take Scott Pilgrim, loud, brash, hot headed, and a total smartass, and cast an actor known to play shy, sheepish characters, make him bring aforementioned sheepish acting style and make a horrible love story out of it, but color it with video game references so people will like it! Let's remove the complexity of Scott's relationship with Ramona until the very end so it seems for 99% of the movie he's doing it just to bone her, and have him conveniently forget he already has a girlfriend for half the film's runtime, making him seem like a gigantic douche in the matter!
I hate this movie, especially after getting to read some of the comics. Fuck it. I think it's terrible because they misrepresented the characters and watered things down too much so characters are way too shallow.

Human Centipede. Like Bio Dome, pure trash. As a gore and snuff style horror flick, I've seen better. It's inconsistently shot and it's just eye rolling.

Special mentions:
Snow Dogs and Kangaroo Jack - Both for having scenes involving talking animals solely for trailer footage, despite both scenes barely lasting a minute or two, and, likewise, both during hallucinations AND only happening once in the movie. Listed here because neither movies were downright terrible, but they pissed me young off and I hate them for it.

Everything by Friedberg and Seltzer. Taking what little heart and weak comedy the first two Scary Movies had and completely removing them, their shit is almost literally just a feature length Family Guy episode, except replace tolerable animation with shitty props that would make 70's toku and early Doctor Who look high quality.
I only put it as a "Special mention" because 1. No way in hell I'm watching any of their shit after suffering through Meet the Spartans and 2. I'd rather not pad out my list by just throwing all their movies here

Smokin' Aces: This movie felt like it had potential at first glance alongside a star-studded cast but in the end felt poorly executed and a bit messy/rushed.

Home Alone 3: Only the parrot is worth salvaging from this wreckage.

King Of Fighters: This could have been "GENERIC MARTIAL ARTS MOVIE YOU WILL SEE ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON ON ONE OF THOSE JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES CABLE CHANNELS AFTER MOWING THE LAWN WHILE EATING LEFTOVERS AS YOU WATCH" and would have been less horrendous but no they had to slap the King Of Fighters name on it. No understanding of the source material is another reason this movie sucks. The TEKKEN live action movie was WAY better than this.

Dead Or Alive: A waste of Kane Kosugi's talent. He deserves better than this.

Shrek movies other than the first: Just blatant attempts at trying to get as much money as possible based on the fame of the first film.

Ice Age movies other than the first: Just blatant attempts at trying to get as much money as possible based on the fame of the first film.

Kamen Rider The Next: It does not know if it wants to be The Ring or a Kamen Rider film. The previous one had its flaws with the useless love story amongst non-rider characters but this is just stupid. The V3 costume and Kamen Rider 1's Sakurajima colors were cool though.

Tiger Mask: Trying to make Tiger Mask a henshin hero was a bad choice.

Concerning Shrek, I actually thought Shrek 2 did everything Shrek one failed to do right :lol
It was one of those honest to goodness movie moments where the sequel was actually better than the first, for me~

Anyway, add Mortal Kombat: Annihilation onto my list. The first movie is regarded as one of the best video game movies, and even then it's not that good. This movie puts it into perspective of being about on par with SMB or Bloodrayne. Characters feel more shoehorned in than Reptile in the first film, the cheesy factor was ramped up too high and it just got annoying, and they chose the worst actor for Shao Kahn, wanting something cheesy a la Raul Julia's Bison rather than something good, like with Shang Tsung in the first film. And then the Animalities. Oh god, the Animality. Liu's dragon was changed from Chinese to Western for some reason, and what else...Oh yeah, EVERYTHING ELSE THAT HAPPENED IN THAT SCENE.

I tolerate MK. I hate Annihilation.

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, Dragon Ball Evolution and the first Guyver live action movie are so bad that they good to me. With MK:A you can laugh at the bad special effects, cheesy dialogue and bad acting. While movies like Silent Hill: Revelation, Alone in the Dark, Hellraiser: Revelations and August Underground have nothing good about them.

Not to mention DBE was going to be terrible from the start and I knew the movie was doom since 2007 when Fox announce the director and writer for the movie.

MKA's saving grace is its music. Oh, and I like James Remar.

For me, things like Street Fighter and Birdemic are so bad it's good. Some movies can cross that threshold twice, though, and just fall back into being unbearably bad again. MKA just makes me grumpy, DBE I knew was going to be bad the moment they announced it, but that didn't make a difference. The Guyver was just too 90's.

I chose to leave out Boll flicks because his works were intentionally bad to abuse a German film loophole, while I haven't seen the other 3 (And I hadn't even heard of August Underground :lol)

Hercules (2005). Apparently it was a mini-series, but I borrowed it from blockbuster on one disk, and it played like a long movie, so I'm counting it. They needlessly switch around parts of the myth, or just alter them for nonsense reasons. Oh, the Stymphalian Birds? They're just harpies, from the same flock seen earlier in the movie. The Nemean Lion? It's just a sphinx. The Cretan Bull? It's just the leader of a gang, who happens to be Antaeus, who happens to also replace Cerebus as a Labor, and who also happens to be Hercules actual father in this story, not Zeus. Aren't we clever with are switcheroos....fuck this movie.
Also Megara and her children with Hercules absolutely hate him, so Hercules can't even have a loving family (before they're still violent deaths).

Jinn on Netflix has great potential, which it completely ruins. I'm not even particularly sure when exactly it drops the neat idea it was going for, but I'm not re-watching it to pinpoint the moment.

The animated Ironman and Dr. Strange movies Marvel made years back. I can't remember if the Ironman movie was the year of the Downey film, or just before, but man was that a mess. And the Dr. Strange film thought it would be smart to take a bunch of spellcasters, and reduce them to magic weapon melee fighters, with Strange only pulling off some of his usual wide array of spells towards the end.

Helen of Troy, which is a surprising movie to exist the way it does, because I didn't think the moralistic 50's would try to make a movie about how it's cool to show two adulterers drive entire nations to war just so that they can bone, but hey, something can always surprise you. Odysseus is portrayed as a crooked schemer, just for being on the "bad guy" Greek side, Menelaus, who I'm not defending or claiming to be a great guy, needs two other guys behind him to "dare" take on Paris, and really, is this movie trying to make me side with or like Helen or Paris? They're assholes, always have been assholes, and if I'm going to give Troy credit, they got the characters' personalities right (even if they killed of Menelaus, who's supposed to live on).

I could have had two more, but I have such vague memories of these films, that I can't even remember their titles, or most of their premises.

Second Shrek I dont hate that much as the others just that first one felt good enough.
MK is comfort food for me:lolol But the sequel was blasphemy from the get-go which I am sure those who have seen it know what I mean.

Suckerpunch,Superman Returns and Epic Movie.

It's fine. I just found the first Shrek lacking in comparison to 2, is all.
No argument from me on any of the others, however.

MK is decent. I'll watch it and enjoy it. MKA makes me want to eat the screen rather than finish the movie, though.

Definitely. I mean heck that MK sequel had me go Broly mode.

I feel Cars 2 got to be Pixar's WORST movie they ever made because it was responsible for ENDING the Golden Age of Pixar films era

First Cars was good but I think they went too far on Cars 2! Cars 2 didn't have the feel of First Cars and it have so many action cliche which wasn't present in first one! I have a theory of that the reason of why Cars 2 was a SPY movie because Disney forced Pixar to add it for MONEY!

Mater was very unlikeable by everyone because he was ANNOYING! He ain't no Dory for sure!

It got so bad that it signal the end of The Golden Age of Pixar Films. Brave and Monsters University was NOT very acclaimed movie like old Pixar Films. While Inside Out and Finding Dory was very acclaimed by many critics. Pixar still suffer from Cars 2 Debacle when The Good Dinosaur was box office failure due of a troubled production

I heard Cars 3 will go back the feel of First Cars and NO SPY SHENANIGAN!

As a horror fan, I often find myself watching extremely low-budget films. Unfortunately, that means I also find myself watching a lot of garbage films. I believe this is the worst of the worst

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9xN0RPIPPk

It looks to be so bad its good. It's not. It's just bad. I like so bad it's good, which is why I watched this movie. There was nothing enjoyable or redeemable about this heaping pile of crap.


Also, I LOVE Cars 2.

really Epic Movie and Son of The Mask are the only movies I saw here my thoughts
Epic Movie one of those So bad it's funny movies
Son of the Mask I want to know what the Special Effects crew was smoking when they made this

IMO
Troll 2, Son of The Mask, Jupiter Ascending, Man of Steel and The Increible Hulk(Not bad movies BUT SO FREAKING BORING),Disaster Movie(A boring and Unfunny Comedy), The Amazing Spider-Man 2, Chou Kamen Rider Den-O and Decade(WHY DID MY FIRST RIDER SERIES HAVE TO HAVE THE WORSE MOVIES)Kamen Rider Chou Den-O Episode Yellow, Space Chimps(a forgotten Kids movie that came out when I was like 7),Fred The Movie(Nickelodeon's Death Wish I know CN F--ked up like this 2ice but now they managed to come up twice, the Smosh Movie, latsely we have The Amazing Bulk(I am not making this up THAT IS ACTUALLY A MOVIE)(lemmie just say Afterwards MERE WORDS Cannot describe how much I wished that was an Incredible Hulk Clone

Haven't seen it but I know it's bad by looking at it is Draft Day.

Of all the NFL teams they choose to be in it they choose the Cleveland Browns?!? Lame!

Browns suck and so does this movie.

The only movie I remember walking out of was Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life.

Not only was it boring, stupid and pointless it was insulting to the source material too. I left around the last 15 minutes and never went back.

Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

I don't really think i need to explain myself, the movie just sucks.

Did the director say the idea came from wanting to work on a spy movie but then somewhere along the line he wanted to work on a Cars sequel so the two projects just kind of merged together?

I seem to recall that being the case.

And I thought Birdemic was bad. This looks like the Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills of horror films.

I saw Assassin's Creed 2 days ago and that's the worst movie I saw in recent memory. Nothing happened to make me think anything positive, it was just meh through and through except for the subtitles. The main protagonist is Callum, I had to look that up, as the subs called him Calm, they were also hilariously delayed and would sometimes not be where they were supposed to be

Worst movies for me? Let me see . . . ok this will be a big post.

Assault Girls: The trailer is a fucking lie what you see is all the action you get in whats suppose to be a virtual mmorpg movie. Its a hour and ten minutes, believe me it will feel so much longer. Majority of this boring piece of shit is just following one character walking as the game's assistant AI I guess just repeats the same fucking line over and over again. "You should join a party." It says that in a boring monotone voice. The walking would not be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that it takes place in a dull, grey wasteland. I like grey but damn was that too much grey. If for some reason you decide to watch this then please I am on my knees begging you do not touch this movie unless you are with friends and with alcohol.

Infection: This one I might get hate but I have to say this is a boring confusing movie. The summary I read said that a hospital is dealing with a disease that turns the victim's organs and muscles into a green slime. Plus the movie takes place at an over crowded under staffed hospital where all the people working there are tired and worn out. This sounds like it could interesting then it shows a swing set outside the hospital as one of the swings starts moving by itself. That was basically the warning flare telling you that this will be shit. It goes on where I am confused by whats going on showing that there is a disease and yet there isn't because paranoia and ghosts? The characters are just there, they don't try much to make you care about them. Well except for one nurse but that was seconds before she stabs herself with syringes causing her to pop like a green slime filled water balloon. That was the only enjoyable scene for me in this shit movie. Then the ending I have no clue what they are trying to say because by then they are saying its all in their heads but then show it wasn't maybe. FUCK THIS MOVIE!

Live Action Chipmunk Movies: Only saw chipwrecked and that was enough for me to put the entire series on my hate list.

The Last Airbender: As a fan of the show I knew the movie was not going to be good unless it was made completely by fans and cared for like it was their fucking baby. Then one day I saw it was on a movie channel with maybe thirty minutes left. So I figured why and see it, dear god was that a mistake. I never knew I could be so mad over a movie that as soon as I saw Shamylan in the credits being the one behind this, well lets just say that at that moment if on the news they said he died I would be happy and yes I know that's awful but damn did this movie piss me off.

That is all movie wise at least on my Hate list consist of thing I want to destroy slowly to savor the seconds. Not even things like Ninninger, Ghost, Lets Go Kamen Rider for its awful last third or the awful Pokemon movies made my list.

Kamen Rider: The First - It was just SO BORING! and I really hate how not even once does anyone say "Henshin". Also, why did we need those two lovers? They kinda just complain about being sick, join shocker, and die. But there was one good fight scene, so that's good I guess...

God Speed Love - Ok, so see this plot? Let's forget about that! and let's focus on Kagami being sad about Hiyori having cancer. Like...sorry Kagami, but is your girlfriend having cancer, really more important than GETTING THE OCEAN BACK?!? I don't think you quite realize how dire your situation is. Like, yeah ZECT had the ulterior motive of destroying the planet, but Kagami had no reason to think that they did, since as far as he knew, they were telling the truth. Furthermore...how in the heck is the restaurant able to function normally in Mad Max? I honestly don't think the filmmakers realized how dire not having an ocean is either. Also, the movie seriously lacked focus. because of the stuff involving Hiyori, the movie would go from being a tragic romance, to being a high stakes action thriller at the drop of a hat. Also, Caucasus is a terrible villain. All he does is kill a few guys, then show up and the end all like "I'm evil, and I like blue roses I guess...fight me Tendou!"

I wish I had more to say about The First, since I think it's worse than God Speed Love, but GSL is more recent in my memory, and I don't remember a whole lot of The First.

I found God Speed Love somehow worse the The First because The First did not take me two tries with the second try I just skipped through stuff. Plus its a bad movie that has cool rider designs with the beetle trio which sucks.

Dragonball Evolution, and everything I actually sat through by Uwe Boll.

I believe the worst movies are not the really bad ones, but the ones that ruined franchises I care about. Yeah, Sharkboy and Lavagirl is bad, but who cares about that anyway? Yeah, Birdemic is bad, but who cares? Both of those movies are just a thing that exists, I have no emotional connection. However, if a bad movie just spits in the face of a franchise I care about, I'm going to hate it.

That's why the worst movie IMO is...

Actually, I'm drawing a blank right now so I'll come back later, for now I guess I'll just say the Bayformers movies because I like Transformers and Bay absolutely ruined them in his movies but replacing space epic to BOOBS, but I don't care about TF enough to make it the worst so I'll come back to this.

Superman IV?
Batman&Robin?

...Robocop 3?

As bad as DBE was, at least everyone knew that the movie was going to be awful. No one went into the movie with any high hopes. I would rather watch DBE again over Transformers 2 in my opinion.

My mom's favorite Batman film from that series was actually Batman and Robin :lol
Having been born in the 50's, she was just a lot more accustomed to the silver age stuff and the wackier, toned down Batman. She also loved the Adam West series. So for her, Burton's Batman was as much of a tonal shift as Shin Kamen Rider was for, well...KR :lol

Also, I think Superman 3 was the ruination of the Superman film series

@Matrix: My mom was born in the 50s too, but likes Burton Batman the best. Weird.

As for worst movies I saw

Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life: Only movie I remember walking away from. It was that bad.

Ghostbusters 2016: So not how you do a reboot. Just....no to this mess.

Avengers 1998: What was that plot? Nothing was explained very well and it was chaotic and loud.

I LOVE Joe Castro movies! One thing to understand is that Joe has severe ADHD so, yeah, his movies are going to be unlike most (they look thrown together, but take years to complete. They often make no sense. They can be pretty offensive at times. They have the weirdest FX ever). He was infamously booted from the SYFY sfx competition Face Off and literally didn't let it go for months, making numerous claims of foul play, stalking producers and former contestants then putting the results on Youtube.

Are his movies good? Not by any normal measure, no. Are they singular, extremely weird and worth seeing? Absolutely on the former, not for most, no, for the latter. BUT, I guarantee you've never seen anything like them (my favorite is Summer of Massacre). I mean, I found Terror Toons literally on a pile of trash at the (long gone) video store I worked at.

Let's put it this way - one Amazon reviewer was so disturbed by Terror Toons complete nonsense, this happened:
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Can't believe I forgot to mention this but Gundam Wing Endless Waltz.

This movie makes Gundam Seed Destiny's writing look brilliant.

The worst movies that I've ever seen are:

King Kong Lives
The live action movie of Kite
Alone in the Dark (Uwe Boll movie)
Transformers 2
The 6th Man
Batman & Robin
Dracula 3D
Weasels Rip My Flesh
Dead Hooker in a Trunk
Food Fight!
The Time Machine (I Found at a Yardsale)