[Starscream Gaga]

Rant incoming...

Dark Pit is just absolute bullshit.

Sakurai needs to stop jerking off to Kid Icarus: Uprising. Not only was it a mediocre game, that was characterised with a ridiculous control scheme that feels like it was thought up by an octopus and awful, awful dialogue that just never stopped, it was a tiny portion of the Nintendo franchise that doesn't deserve any more then one (two if lucky) representatives. Getting three is just absolutely insane. Metroid still only got one representative (unless you count splitting the same character from the previous game in two as two representatives, because I certainly don't) . Let that sink in. After four SSB games, Metroid, one of the "Big 4" Nintendo franchises, gets one and Kid Icarus: Uprising gest three. The same amount as Zelda. Not to mention at least ten items. It's insane.

I like Bowser Jr. I like Duck Hunt Dog. I like Shulk. I hate Dark Pit.

Also apparently Ganondorf is still a pseudo Falcon clone. Brilliant. :l I also haven't mentioned the insanely sexist ZSS alt costume, but I think that it goes without saying that that was a really stupid move on Nintendo's part. "Let's give an alt costume to Samus! Dark Samus? Fusion Suit? Power Suit? Actually no, she's a girl! We've already given ZSS high heels, so lets just get rid of any pretence of not objectifying her and put her in underwear! I bet a ton of basement dwellers will get a hard on for that!"

Needless to say I'm really disappointed in a lot of the new reveals.