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You know you're a Rider addict when you:

1. Press 5-5-5 when you are in danger

2. You start going Bruce Lee on people at a Disco club

3. You trip a vending machine and sit on top of it like a bike

4. You hear screeching noises when passing by a reflective surface

5. After you win a poker match you flick a card to the losers

6. You wear a dark beige coat and hat along with black rimmed glasses as you stalk Rider haters

7. You slap the side of your waist and run like there is no tomorrow

8. You put paper clips in your hair as a fashion accessory

9. You only eat plain sugar donuts

10. You camp outside and put mayo on all your meals