[Dormamu]

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Originally Posted by Matrixbeast

Anyway, Takeru is still an unsure baby, Akari is still pulling her science bullshit (Seriously, what the fuck was up her arguing about wounds? Does she not get metaphors? Is she Drax from fucking Guardians of the Galaxy?), and Onari is still seeing if he can break his vocal cords.

Yes. Yes she is.

Also, I really hope Onari doesn't eat the Ghost Fish Sausage. All that yelling would really show up his halitosis. Riccola!!!

Personally I was having a hard time trying to figure out if Takeru was lazy, or just scared to take on anything. I've decided he's both. Seriously, dude has less than two months to get eleven (now twelve) historical icons, and he's just laying around Scooby Dooing his way through his afterlife. I'd be all over that crap if it were me. It doesn't take Carmen Sandiego to figure out where all of these historical objects are.

Also, Chase in the afterlife is just as badass. I mean Spectre, sorry. Him and his fist gun. Obey the fist.

Last, I have to ask, who decided the 'historical figures'? Beethoven? Really? REALLY? I would have gone with something a little more balls to the wall. Like Rasputin. Or Sun Tzu. Or Eric The Red. Or Ramses IV. Or Mithridates VI, the Poison King who fought Rome for 40 years and drank poison until he was immune to it. Or Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Sheesh. Maybe I've been reading Badass Of The Week a lot, there seems to be a lot more hardcore historical figures that they could have gone with that would still teach kids. But no thanks. I'll take the Steve Jobs Eyecon.