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Originally Posted by SpeedDemon

And I heard Narutaki says "Doctor Gay" when I watched the raws but turns out it's just G.

That's always how it was pronounced back in V3.

Okay, finally saw it, random thoughts that I had in approximate order:

- Marvelous, solo, beats the Legendary Seven in less than two minutes. This movie is going to be full of bullshit, isn't it?

- Fourze gives Marvelous more trouble than the original seven Riders combined? What fuckery is this?

- Oh god, Gai and Yuuki are in the same movie. I am so glad they didn't share any scenes together, I wouldn't have been able to bear that.

- Why is the Joker Undead standing with the Rider villains? Did no one actually watch Blade?

- Silva kind of makes me want to watch Bioman now.

- Oh cool, Eiji's in this. Totally forgot that.

- "Who's next"
"Invocation Sentai Goseiger."
"Sounds boring."


- Why is it raining in outer space?

- Oh god, I forgot the Denliner was in this. At least it isn't worked in subtly and totally feels shoehorned.

- So all of this is because Goranger stole Stronger's timeslot? Petty much?

- Why did Akaranger totally switch sides and start fighting? How is Rider 1 still alive?
Oh.
Wait, how the fuck did Marvelous get to 1976?

- Damn it, writers, Doktor G was Destron, not Shocker! Not every Showa villain was from Shocker!

- "No more Rider or Sentai particles detected."
Dude, Don is standing RIGHT. THE. FUCK. OVER. THERE. Come on!

- That must be every stunt actor in Japan in that group shot.

- Accel and Birth are the only secondary Riders here? That's lame.

- Lol, Super-1 is off his mark.

- Really? All four Den-O forms at once? I'm starting to see why people are sick of this show.

- They're teaming up by year, that's cool.

- Wow, Black got some lines. And they're actually character moments, too. It's almost as if the writer is trying to make the suit cameos actually seem like real characters. Almost.

- Man, how cool would it be to see J and some mechs team up?

- And this year's shows to the rescue. Sigh. This part is going to feel so fucking dated in a couple years.

- So we're never going to find out about Narutaki, are we. He's just some random dude with a closet full of Showa villain costumes who shows up to troll Tsukasa.

- Damn it, Gai, cut down on the energy drink. I can't believe you're going to be in Garo.

- Setting up the Decade and Diend sequel that will never happen. Good times.

- So you got Tsukasa, Kaito, Eiji and Hina, and all six Gokaigers to this quarry, but Gentaro and the Go-Busters weren't available for a three-minute scene?

So yeah, that wasn't very good. They really need to get a different crew on these team-up movies, it's pretty clear that Kaneda and Yonemura really aren't the best men for this job. Give someone else a shot already.