[DreamSword]

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Originally Posted by Androzani84

And now I can conclude my Aguilera cosplay photos before getting back to my skits (this one featuring additional dialogue from DreamSword. If he ever deigns to post in this thread again, I?ll let him do the BTS)

Weeell if I gotta~

Okay, so, Androzani was all "Hey guys I need someone to make me a really dank shitpost." And I was all "Well shit dude that's all I ever post!"

And thus this epic tale of deception and rivalry was born! The first half is 99% me whereas the second half is all Androzani. But I gotta say, what handful of edits Androzani made to my half made it even better.

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Oblivian!

Suzu: Oblivian is the project my late fianc? Shogo Ueshima started work on, to combine the DNA of 10 different types of monsters from across the Rider multiverse into one ultimate monster. Though if you ask me, he was fairly short sighted to stop at 10, as I?m sure the two of you will agree.

Vice: Looks like a real bad egg!

Ikki: Ugh. That was bad, even for you.

Fun fact: I originally had the name of this Stamp spelt as "Ablivian" since that's how the subs I watched had it spelled. This is despite how the English spelling of the name appears in the little stinger after the credits.

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Ueshima: I mean really, look at all the black recolors they'd eventually get! You'd think they have a total aversion to sunlight, like the Fangires. Creatures of the night which have a particularly strong aversion to sunlight, garlic, and respecting boundaries.

Vice: Same.

Don't ask me why, but this bit makes me giggle like an idiot every single time.

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Ikki: You gotta tell me who you keep talking to one of these days.

Vice: Well you see, he's a devil who's stuck inside of a ring and--

This is actually a reference to GARO, which also featured a devilish character who could break the fourth wall.

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(Ueshima stays in stunned silence for a moment, before dropping the Oblivian Vistamp and transforming into a Worm)

Worm!Ueshima: Egad, I dare say I'd been befuddled into revealing my secret identity! I must away!

(The Worm flees the scene, with no one giving chase)

I like to imagine said Warm is also wearing a tiny top hat, a monocle, and a fake mustache.

But yeah that's about it. I had fun writing this nonsense, and Androzani makes a great editor.

As for The Mystery in and of itself... it was fun. Yeah, that's about all I got for it.