[Sentai]

Sentai Reviews! Super Hero Taisen!
(Because I hate myself just that much)

There's a reason they named this movie Super Hero Taisen. It's because SHT is just one letter away from being what this movie is, and you can fill in that letter yourself. I'm telling you right now only watch this movie if you find it on Youtube or something. Do not spend hours downloading the torrent, unless you really hate yourself and have so much freetime you have some to burn waiting for this pile of steaming biscuits.

I used to love Decade. I think everyone likes Decade the first time they watch it. Or atleast the first few episodes anyway. Then you look back, examine the plot, and realize.. there isn't a plot. And that's alot of what SHT is. No plot. This movie is just one hour and about forty five minutes of "How many Sentai and Riders can we have on screen at once?!".

And, aside from three or four exceptions, no actors return for this pile. Hardly any Riders, or Sentai de-henshin and show their faces. Which is an honest shame. One of the things I love about Gokaiger/Goseiger 199 Heroes (Which you should see, because it's a much better movie) was that so many past Sentai actors returned. In this? Not so much. It's basically just Tsukasa and Marvelous. With the Gokaigers and DiEnd moping for the length of the movie, and whining about how they don't know wtf is happening. Guess what Joe, none of us do either!

And thats what this movie should've been called. Gokaiger vs Decade, because thats what it was! There was no great Sentai v Rider war like we all wanted. Just Decade and Marvelous seeing who can be the biggest troll, and our heroes whining like someone took their dollie.

The worst part as got to be DiEnd. What in the Holy Hell were Toei thinking with the damn ending to this pile of steaming horseSHT they called a movie. See, I think they didn't have an ending because they didn't have a plot. So they figured F-This, said DiEnd did it, and went to that new Hostess Club down the street. The ending to Pile of SHT is such a slap in the face to anyone with an elementary school education that Toei should've held an Apology News Conference and offered reperations. DiEnd goes so against his character. But that isn't even the worst part. Oh no. It's when we learn that DaiShocker and Zangyacks grand plan, the plan for which they were going to take over all of reality.. was to combine their warships into a giant robot. That was it. That was the big pay-off for sitting through this Pile of SHT. You know? I understand why people like Akibaranger more than I understand why in the name of Gosei anyone would like this movie.

And only my current level of tiredness is keeping this review as nice as it is. So much hate for this movie. But, I also want to end this review on a positive note. And that comes, as always, in the form of Fourze. Fourze is the flower that grows out of this Pile of SHT. When he combines with Go-Busters, and makes what I call Buster-Oh Fourze States, I actually smiled. I wish to God they would somehow make this a toy. My hope is that if Buster-Oh becomes an SRC, they add an upgrade set that turns it into this. Fourze: He makes everything better.

I'd like to end this with begging you all. Do Not Watch This Movie. Save yourselves the trouble, the anger, and the sorrow of having wasted your precious time. Avoid This Movie like I Avoid Akibaranger. Save yourselves!