[bluesparrow]

I used 'theblueman' as a name on IRC for years, based on a character I created as a kid. Then The Blue Man Group became huge and everybody asked if it was based on that and I got sick of it. So I just started substituting different words for 'man', like 'bluecifer', 'bluemanchurian', and 'bluesparrow'(I like the word 'sparrow'). Then I had to sign up on a message board and used the latter, then carried it over to other boards I signed up for. Cut to several years later and Pirates of the Caribbean comes out and people ask me if it's named after Jack Sparrow. I stopped caring by that point though.

Most boringest origin story ever.