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Originally Posted by SPLIT LIP

Wheezart 9: Hairytoes has a dragon inside him. He should get that looked at.

I like birdman better now that he's fucking doing something. Also he is an atorney at law. Shit, all he and Medusa do is piss fart around. Glad to see someone's doing something with his life. You know, with W the villains were running a business on top of being public figures, so it's wholey undertsandable why they didn't get into that many confrontations. In OOO, it was made clear that the Greeed were at varying power levels due to all their lost medals, so they also got a big free pass for slumming it and not fighting OOO that much directly. There were no main villains in Den-O. But here? I mean, why the hell have these two chumpstyles not gotten directly involved before now? Birdman has the flimsiest of flimsy excuses, but what about Medusa? If birdman schooled him that bad, they could both kill him instantly. If she's so powerful and intelligent, why hasn't she won? Stupid villains, I hate stupid villains.

Medusa does nothing for the entire series, I think she has three extremely brief fights and they all take place in the first quarter of the series. After that she spends the rest of the series just standing around with a face like a smacked arse. Phoenix is even worse.

Honestly in general Wizard has really shit villains, with most of their human halves being far more interesting than their monster halves and very few of the Phantoms have a particularly interesting fighting style or power which is only made even more obvious and disappointing by the sheer flamboyance of the two main riders.